You've got one of those four hour erections.... now what?

[Coolhand]

At least 38 men who have taken Viagra have gone blind, and the drug's manufacturer said last Thursday that it would consider adding a warning to the label. Drug companies already warn consumers that Viagra and competitors like Levitra and Cialis have several other side effects, like blurred vision, headaches, indigestion, and painful erections that last four hours or more. What do you do with an erection that won't quit?

Call your doctor—and be very, very afraid. Though the makers of erectile dysfunction drugs list prolonged, unwanted erections as a potential side effect, urologists have their doubts. Priapism, a rare condition defined by prolonged erections in the absence of sexual arousal, is associated with certain blood diseases, hypertension, and recreational drug use. No matter what its cause, priapism can be dangerous if left untreated. A man who has a painful erection for more than 12 hours is at high risk for permanent damage.

Under normal conditions, a man gets an erection when his nervous system triggers the dilation of the arteries that feed into his corpora cavernosa, spongy tissues that girdle the urethra along the length of the penis. These fill with blood and harden, as do both the spongy tissue that encapsulates the urethra and the head of the penis, called the glans. This constricts the veins leaving the penis, temporarily maintaining an erection.

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So, what causes an erection that won't go away? There are two types of priapism, non-ischemic and ischemic. Non-ischemic priapism usually results from an injury to the penis or perineum. If an artery that feeds into the corpora cavernosa ruptures, blood might spill into the erectile tissues. While blood can now flow both in and out, the outflow is not sufficient to shrink the erection. As a result, a man with non-ischemic priapism will have a semirigid penis for hours on end. Because the circulation of blood has not been impeded, non-ischemic priapism doesn't hurt and often clears up on its own without causing long-term damage. Treatment usually consists of little more than an ice pack.

In the case of ischemic priapism, blood flows into the penis but doesn't flow out. The loss of circulation deprives the corpora cavernosa of oxygen and causes a painful, rigid erection. If left untreated, the loss of oxygen can damage erectile tissues, cause the formation of scar tissue, and lead to a permanent loss of function.

The first treatment for ischemic priapism is "therapeutic aspiration." The urologist sticks a needle into the side of the penis and draws blood directly from the cavernosa. The same needle is sometimes used to inject saline solution into the penis, which can help flush out the remaining blood. Aspiration and irrigation work around 25 percent to 30 percent of the time. Doctors can also inject drugs that constrict the arteries and cut off penile blood flow. Injections are given every few minutes for about an hour.

In rare cases, an intractable erection will resist both aspiration and drug injections. In this case, the urologist performs a surgical shunt. The simplest type of shunt involves cutting a small hole in the head of the penis, then opening oval windows in the tips of the cavernosa. When the surface incision is closed, the blood trapped in the erectile tissue drains out through the unaffected penile veins. A more involved shunt procedure involves cutting a nearby but unrelated vein and attaching one end of it to the base of the penis.

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[Hep]

That was a scary post to read

[tintin]

Well bad news for people over 70! Ma*terbating makes you blind too!

I only used it very rarely, when I knew I had a lot of se* and doing it with 2 ladies and sure wanted to know not to be let down!

For the rest I never use it, do not see the use if the little fellow is working normally!

[steve w]

i wish i hadn't read all of that too

[swiftdave]

When the commercial said "If your erection lasts more than 4 hours consult a professional" I didn't realize they meant a doctor!"

[J_jazz]

When the commercial said "If your erection lasts more than 4 hours consult a professional" I didn't realize they meant a doctor!"


55555, I was thinking "what to do if i'm hard as a rock during 4 hours" ??

2 cheap ******s and a bottle of whisky is the best option i can think of

[Denver]

Originally Posted by J_jazz

When the commercial said "If your erection lasts more than 4 hours consult a professional" I didn't realize they meant a doctor!"
"what to do if i'm hard as a rock during 4 hours" ??
2 cheap ******s and a bottle of whisky is the best option i can think of

Right then, a four hour boner with two ******s and a bottle of whisky!! mmmmmmmmm You need the boner to go away...........mmmmmm......OK, I take it you've boned each of the girls for at least one hour each. Had a quick smoke and a splash in the pool (being careful not to scrape your bell end in the shallow end) Then.............fumbled along the hotel wall with your hands looking for the doorknob to your room because you are now going blind from the effects of Vit V.

When the girls come looking for you and find you crawling on all fours shouting "Where am I" on the Bangla Road, they can quickly guide you back to your hotel. Relax onto the bed - Girl One beats your trouser snake with a big stick to try and make it go away, while Girl Two pours the contents of the whisky bottle down your neck for the pain!

OR............You could just pop out to your favourite Indian suit maker and get him to make you a pair of 'Special' pants! If they are as good a tailor as they always say they are, nobody should notice! All that shouldn't take more than 4 hours in my book!

Just a thought..............I'll get my coat, taxis here

[Sleve O'Balls]

?????????????????......Who honestly thought that overnight 75 year old men who hadn't seen their dik in ten years now would be running around with 'kocks of steel ' with no real adverse side effects.???????????

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Sleve O'Balls

?????????????????......Who honestly thought that overnight 75 year old men who hadn't seen their dik in ten years now would be running around with 'kocks of steel ' with no real adverse side effects.???????????

I can't see mine either, unless I have a shaving mirror on a little stick!!

If I really want to get rid of a boner quickly, I just close my eyes tight.......................click my heels twice................and think of my ex-wife! Easy!