Education of son:The Final Exam

[CeeGee]

Well the time has nearly arrived, CeeGee and mini CeeGee(known as son) will arrive in Phuket on the 12th July. During the stay, son” will undertake his final exam. I would like to thank all board members (both male, female and ?) who have contributed to his education over the past few months.
Sons exam will consist of a number of subjects:
Geography :This will be knowing the exact location (both sober and otherwise) of major landmarks.Mai Thai Bar etc.
Maths: Being able to calculate the exact cost of “Bell ringing”(before, ringing the bell.
Observation: Being able to identify a LB at twenty paces.
Social Services: The care of elderly and infirm BMs he may meet (You know who you are)
Biology : If I’ve got to write it down, you have no imagination.
Chemistry: A basic knowledge of the ingredients which make up certain cocktails and shooters.
Zooology:The identification of BMs from their forum names.

All BMs are invited to participate in the administration of “Sons” final examination, however no cheating will be permitted, bribery is allowed and encouraged. Bearing in mind, if he fails, he could end up with a useless life and career (Such as a UK Prime Minister)
Unfortunately, son has already failed part one of his exam in the UK, this is language skills. Although he has had extensive training for the past 19 years he is still unable to use the phrases “It’s my round “ and “let me buy you a drink, sir”. I would request all BMs to encourage him in the use of these phrases at every opportunity.

Finally, should he fail his final examination, I will not be held responsible for any debts, sick buffalos, promises made to BGs,MIB and he will be put up for adoption before leaving Thailand(no reasonable offer refused)
This is a unique opportunity to mould and develop a future leader of men. Please do not fail me.

[steve@thaib]

Good luck man, and keep us posted. My boy is only 14 yet so I can talk the talk without the need to walk the walk. I hope I can do what you are doing some day.

[Nicke]

lol, funny post CeeGee. I am sure your son will have a great time, even if he fails his exam.

[littlenose]

5555555 Look forward to helping his education along!!!

[Paddy]

In Pattaya the other night I saw a couple of middle aged UK guys and a young lad - couldn't have been more than 14 - who seemed to be the son of one of them. They had three very attractive BGs with them. The one with the young lad was a good age, easily twice as old as him, but in very good condition and dressed very sexy. She was all over him....and the poor lad was looking terrified!

[barfly]

Don't forget history- remembering which BG you were with the night before is pretty useful!

[r3aps]

Originally Posted by steve@thaib

Good luck man, and keep us posted. My boy is only 14 yet so I can talk the talk without the need to walk the walk. I hope I can do what you are doing some day.

lol,when i was on my first trip to phuket a few years ago i met a guy from near london,me and my mates where talking to him at a bar in soi seadragon,it turned out he was with his 13 and 18 year old sons.18 year old was nowhere to be seen but 13 year old was sat with a beer and a bg on his knee with the biggest grin on his face.his dad had paid a girl to go with him for the night as he was going with some1 and didnt want to have to worry about his son all night.i thought what a cool dad.
a couple of days later me and my mates returned to the bar unfortunately we never bumped into the family again,but we spoke to the girl that had gone with him.she couldnt stop laughing,she said they went back to the hotel,had the usual shower and when he came out the shower he was laying on the bed with a hard on,she said it looked very cute.she dropped her towel and she said he shot his load instantly.we all cracked up,she said she couldnt stop laughing and the poor kid dint no what to do.so they ended up just sleeping the night away,she got paid and was happy,easy money and the poor boy never did return to the bar.
wonder if he told his dad he stuck it to her good
steve

[CeeGee]

As Ive said in previous posts,if he wants it, he is going to have tofind it himself and I aint going to pay for it.
Thats another part of his education and at 19 I am expecting him to teach me as much as I teach him.For years I have been an unpaid taxi, now he is going to learn responsibility, like taking me home when Ive had too much.Thats what you have a son for(oh and mowing the lawn).Every time he meets a girl in the UK I always ask if him if she has an older sister but no luck yet.
Roll on exam time!!!!

[barfly]

...and the "wood"work speaks for itself!

[LivinLOS]

Originally Posted by barfly

...and the "wood"work speaks for itself!

At that age they are usually good with thier hands