Phuket

Talbotman · #1 26-06-2005, 17:05

You always hear some good stories about happenings in los but i thought i would share this one with you.
A friend of mine Andy who comes from Bromley in Kent was in Pattaya on a long stay
(4 months) he was staying at the nova lodge hotel (nippa lodge) one day after about 10 weeks he got a fax message from a mate in London saying that he was coming in 3 days time and did he want anything brought over, Andy thought he was sick of all the spicy food so he fancied something simple so he asked for a big jar of branston pickle. So 3 days later his mate arrived at the hotel and Andy had already been to Foodland to purchase the crusty bread,cheese and ham , so they went out to the pool area and put everything on a table Andy says he looked at the table and thought "handsome" they went into the toilet to wash there hands and when they came out they were greeted by a group of about 10 farang both men and women (he thinks german or dutch) who had came out to the pool and seeing the table with all the food had thought that this was the buffet they had been promised and were now in the process of eating all his grub !

Whazzzup · #2 26-06-2005, 22:57

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Originally Posted by Talbotman

.... when they came out they were greeted by a group of about 10 farang both men and women (he thinks german or dutch) who had came out to the pool and seeing the table with all the food had thought that this was the buffet they had been promised and were now in the process of eating all his grub !

Must of been Dutch .... they are real pro's in bringing up louzy excuses, when they can get stuff for free.

wavecrusader · #3 27-06-2005, 01:02

I recently toured the LOS for ten days with a good friend. 2 days in Bangkok, 2 days in Pattaya, 4 days in Patong, and then 2 more in Bangkok. By the ninth day, my body was complaining so I took the night off and went to sleep at 1130pm. My buddy went out solo and picked up a super hotty at a gogo bar. This was quite out of the ordinary, as my friend to date has been much more a fan of FL's. According to party involved, there were quite a few ladydrinks and tequilla was the drink of choice. Upon leaving the GoGo they hit Lucifer in Patpong. More Tequilla. Great club by my standards. Anyway, everything seemed to be going splendidly so my friend excused himself for a pee break and a drink run. When he returned he was lividly surprised to find another guy all up on his lady. He promptly spun the guy around and basically told him to piss off. Definitely a 'What the fuk woman?" moment, huh? She "vely solly"
so he sits down. Apparently, the other guy had taken the insult a little deeper than my friend thought. This asshole sneaks up and basically sucker punches my buddy. Once again, according to the party involved, a bar clearing brawl ensued (I wasn't there), and my valiant compatriot was obviously the victor. The lady was so impressed that she insisted that she wanted to show him some more of her talents. They went to Karaoke. More Tequilla. Let's say 5am. He comes back to the hotel. I know this because at 530, he stopped by my room to borrow my boom box for boom boom accompaniment. According to party involved, light foreplay ensued and they got naked. He stuck it to her for about 10-15 minutes, she got off and then promptly rolled over and went to sleep. Another "What the fuk woman?" moment. Now, admitedly, I have be to LOS far less than many of you. But, it through this gloriously entertaining forum that I have learned that in the future it will be a good idea to keep close tabs on my food, my wallet, and hopefully unnecessarily--my women. It's the ethics and morales that can be let go!! To good times upcoming. Thanks for the comedy

JayBee · #4 27-06-2005, 04:35

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Originally Posted by Talbotman

You always hear some good stories about happenings in los but i thought i would share this one with you.
A friend of mine Andy who comes from Bromley in Kent was in Pattaya on a long stay
(4 months) he was staying at the nova lodge hotel (nippa lodge) one day after about 10 weeks he got a fax message from a mate in London saying that he was coming in 3 days time and did he want anything brought over, Andy thought he was sick of all the spicy food so he fancied something simple so he asked for a big jar of branston pickle. So 3 days later his mate arrived at the hotel and Andy had already been to Foodland to purchase the crusty bread,cheese and ham , so they went out to the pool area and put everything on a table Andy says he looked at the table and thought "handsome" they went into the toilet to wash there hands and when they came out they were greeted by a group of about 10 farang both men and women (he thinks german or dutch) who had came out to the pool and seeing the table with all the food had thought that this was the buffet they had been promised and were now in the process of eating all his grub !

Excellent story! Thanks for the laugh!!

JayBee · #5 27-06-2005, 04:42

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Originally Posted by wavecrusader

He stuck it to her for about 10-15 minutes, she got off and then promptly rolled over and went to sleep. Another "What the fuk woman?" moment. Now, admitedly, I have be to LOS far less than many of you. But, it through this gloriously entertaining forum that I have learned that in the future it will be a good idea to keep close tabs on my food, my wallet, and hopefully unnecessarily--my women. It's the ethics and morales that can be let go!! To good times upcoming. Thanks for the comedy

Good story!

First of all - You sure as hell have to keep close tabs on your woman in LOS. Especially if you just picked her up that night, but sometimes even with ones you've been with before. Going to the head, and coming back to find some other guy all over youir woman happens all too often!! Ans the lame "velly solly" from the girl is standard stuff!!

As for the girl rolling over and going to sleep after she gets off, that is not so uncommon, either. Sometimes Thai women are more like men when it comes to sex than we men are!!

Mav · #6 27-06-2005, 08:29

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Originally Posted by wavecrusader

I recently toured the LOS for ten days with a good friend. 2 days in Bangkok, 2 days in Pattaya, 4 days in Patong, and then 2 more in Bangkok. By the ninth day, my body was complaining so I took the night off and went to sleep at 1130pm. My buddy went out solo and picked up a super hotty at a gogo bar. This was quite out of the ordinary, as my friend to date has been much more a fan of FL's. According to party involved, there were quite a few ladydrinks and tequilla was the drink of choice. Upon leaving the GoGo they hit Lucifer in Patpong. More Tequilla. Great club by my standards. Anyway, everything seemed to be going splendidly so my friend excused himself for a pee break and a drink run. When he returned he was lividly surprised to find another guy all up on his lady. He promptly spun the guy around and basically told him to piss off. Definitely a 'What the fuk woman?" moment, huh? She "vely solly"
so he sits down. Apparently, the other guy had taken the insult a little deeper than my friend thought. This asshole sneaks up and basically sucker punches my buddy. Once again, according to the party involved, a bar clearing brawl ensued (I wasn't there), and my valiant compatriot was obviously the victor. The lady was so impressed that she insisted that she wanted to show him some more of her talents. They went to Karaoke. More Tequilla. Let's say 5am. He comes back to the hotel. I know this because at 530, he stopped by my room to borrow my boom box for boom boom accompaniment. According to party involved, light foreplay ensued and they got naked. He stuck it to her for about 10-15 minutes, she got off and then promptly rolled over and went to sleep. Another "What the fuk woman?" moment. Now, admitedly, I have be to LOS far less than many of you. But, it through this gloriously entertaining forum that I have learned that in the future it will be a good idea to keep close tabs on my food, my wallet, and hopefully unnecessarily--my women. It's the ethics and morales that can be let go!! To good times upcoming. Thanks for the comedy

Was this suppose to be a "funny story" ?.....l must have a different sense of humour than you

Also confused as to why your mate had to kick you out of your room.....why wouldn't you just book separate rooms ?

Mav · #7 27-06-2005, 08:31

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Originally Posted by JayBee

Good story!

Yeah it was fantastic

JayBee · #8 27-06-2005, 09:18

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Originally Posted by Mav

Was this suppose to be a "funny story" ?.....l must have a different sense of humour than you

Also confused as to why your mate had to kick you out of your room.....why wouldn't you just book separate rooms ?

I think he said that his friend came by his room to borrow his boombox, not that he kicked him out.

I agree that this was not a funny story in the sense of the word "funny" meaning 55555. I mean, I didn't actually laugh when I read it. But it was interesting and "funny" more in the sense of when something weird happens to you or a friend. Although the ending was mildly humorous when after all the guy goes through to get the girl, bar brawl, running around town all night, etc., that when he finally gets her in the sack, she does the thing where she comes, then rolls over and goes to sleep. So the humor is in the ironic anticlimax, but also in the girl kind of acting like a man with the get off, go to sleep thing, which is something farang women always complain about guys doing. It is funny more in the sense of odd, interesting anecdote, than in the sense of laugh out loud funny.

FlyFree · #9 27-06-2005, 10:07

It actually is funny, in the sense that lol yes, most of us has been there before.

wavecrusader · #10 27-06-2005, 11:32

C'mon Mav, work with me dude. It's pretty damned funny. Maybe if you read it real slow, it will make better sense. What is it that is really bothering you?
Don't you have a funny story?

marc26 · #11 28-06-2005, 03:07

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Originally Posted by JayBee

Good story!

First of all - You sure as hell have to keep close tabs on your woman in LOS. Especially if you just picked her up that night, but sometimes even with ones you've been with before. Going to the head, and coming back to find some other guy all over youir woman happens all too often!! Ans the lame "velly solly" from the girl is standard stuff!!

As for the girl rolling over and going to sleep after she gets off, that is not so uncommon, either. Sometimes Thai women are more like men when it comes to sex than we men are!!

how comes i am alwasy the one saying "leally solly" when the girl comes back froma toliet break!

LarryOne · #12 28-06-2005, 04:41

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Originally Posted by marc26

how comes i am alwasy the one saying "leally solly" when the girl comes back froma toliet break!

Like a true pro Marc must know how to keep busy......

Tyfon · #13 28-06-2005, 13:29

What we need from one of our bretheren more fluent in Thai than I, is a quick lesson in how to shout to the bar-keep in Thai (not, therefore, understood by the guy elbowing in on the girl): "This guy will pay my bar bill". Then shake the guy's hand and move on to a new bar with a belly full of free drinks on the sucker.

Cheers,

K.