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Old 01-08-2005, 23:14
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Hi guys,

WOW ! have just finished doing two gorgeous Thai girls up the ar$e, expensive but WORTH EVERY BAHT

I'm due to go back home to Blighty at the end of the week, but now not so sure I really want to. The girls here are truly gorgeous, not like those fat old ugly *****es getting pissed up every weekend in town on a Saturday nite, like the old hag that was my wife - thank god she's gone.

Question, for you guy's living here: did I just get lucky or are these girls typical of what I can expect ? Also how much money do I need to survive comfortably out here, I don't plan on working ,at least not for now, so just want to relax watching porn in the mornings then shagging after a few beers in the evening - would £100 GBP do it all ??

cheers ! off for another singer now.
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Old 01-08-2005, 23:22
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Hi guys,

WOW ! have just finished doing two gorgeous Thai girls up the ar$e, expensive but WORTH EVERY BAHT

I'm due to go back home to Blighty at the end of the week, but now not so sure I really want to. The girls here are truly gorgeous, not like those fat old ugly *****es getting pissed up every weekend in town on a Saturday nite, like the old hag that was my wife - thank god she's gone.

Question, for you guy's living here: did I just get lucky or are these girls typical of what I can expect ? Also how much money do I need to survive comfortably out here, I don't plan on working ,at least not for now, so just want to relax watching porn in the mornings then shagging after a few beers in the evening - would £100 GBP do it all ??

cheers ! off for another singer now.


Hi Mazco,

Welcome to the board. I assume 100 GBP is 6000 bath, so yes, you will be able to live with that without problem... Once more, it will depend on what you do and where you want to live : if you live in a 5* hotel, drink 40 beers a day, ring the bell 5 times a night, take some tiraks for ST 3 times a day, then take one more for LT, maybe your budget is a little cheap but personally, I have never spent more than 5000 bath a day in LOS
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Old 01-08-2005, 23:28
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First..welcome to the board...

I am however puzzled by the question, you said that you were in los, so you know what you've been spending...so I'm missing the question, unless you only spent 1 day in patong you would already come to realize your experience was either the norm or not.

Maybe I missed the intent of the question...I can be a bit hard headed at times
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Hi guys,

WOW ! have just finished doing two gorgeous Thai girls up the ar$e, expensive but WORTH EVERY BAHT

I'm due to go back home to Blighty at the end of the week, but now not so sure I really want to. The girls here are truly gorgeous, not like those fat old ugly *****es getting pissed up every weekend in town on a Saturday nite, like the old hag that was my wife - thank god she's gone.

Question, for you guy's living here: did I just get lucky or are these girls typical of what I can expect ? Also how much money do I need to survive comfortably out here, I don't plan on working ,at least not for now, so just want to relax watching porn in the mornings then shagging after a few beers in the evening - would £100 GBP do it all ??

cheers ! off for another singer now.

How about stopping and taking a breath first. 100 pounds is now more like B7K. You could live on that a day, but all depends on if you intend to keep up your current level of activity, or slow down and just enjoy life here. You can rent a basic simple no frills apartment in Patong for around B4K. I think your aware of the cost of other things, you'll just need to add in the cost of visa runs every 30 days.

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Welcome aboard Mazco,

Newly divorced and in the LOS, what more could a man want?

I went to Blackpool with the ink still wet on my Decree Absolute! Still had a great time though!
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Congrats

Good to hear that you celebrated your new found freedom with a shagfest in paradise. It's funny that many new couples come to paradise to celebrate their new marriage. Then, a few years down the road the same guy comes back to the same place now divorced and really experiences everything Thailand has to offer. Full circle that is!!

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A trip to LOS should be mandatory for every man newly freed from the bonds of matrimony!! It took me over 2 and a half years to get there. Much time wasted!!

When you ask the 100 pounds question, I assume that you were pulling out all the stops, money no object, in your just-conmpleted trip and are wondering what it would really cost if you settled in there for awhile.

Last winter, when I was there for 3 months, there were very few days that I slept alone, and none that I remember where I didn't go out for a few drinks and socializing at the discos. I had a few beauties along the way, but for the most part, I was quite happy with the 1000 Baht/night girls.

I stayed in a nice hotel with a great pool, but nothing fancy, and ate good food in restaurants every day, but not the high class ones where you are paying for the ambience, and decorations, in addition to the food. And although I don't think I went a day without at least a few drinks, I am not a heavy drinker and didn't run up any big bar tabs. I was in Phuket almost the whole time, too, so I didn't do a lot of travelling or sight-seeing.

The bottom line was that I spent an average of only about $75 per day(3000 Baht), not including air fare.

I didn't live like a king, but I had everything I wanted. 100 lbs./day is probably closer to LivinLOS's budget(if he even knows the meaning of the word, "budget" , and he does live like a king, with a big fancy house with view and pool and the whole nine yards!!!!

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5555....l bought my ex to Patong to spend some quality time with her and try and recapture sum spark to our 8 year relationship......that soon evaporated when a) l saw a mate from back home whilst booking in to our hotel and got pissed with him every second night and b) went for a "walk" the first night we were there and got back to the Hotel at 6am

We were seperated 4 weeks later....funny about that.
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Well you are dubble lucky! Never, ever had a TG, BG allow to use the "backdoor"!

About your budget-questions it depends on many things. I rent a house in Kata (if you are there a longer time, you don't need always the crowd of Patong), where i rent a house with 2 bedrooms, kitchen, livingroom with tv/dvd, for 15.000 B/month. Don't get too excited, this is a nice house, not so big and no fancy things like a swimming-pool.

For the rest it all depends. As you know it smaller restaurant, food is cheap, but all these beers a day, could make expences go higher! Also depends if you take a lady every day, if you keep one several days (food drinks, little presents).

Anyway, a lot of fun can be had for a resonable price!

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Welcome to the board. Last tour I budgetted around 5000THB/day including diving, hotels on top of that. This year I see my spreadsheet (yes I am that organized ) allows just over 7000THB/day plus average 1200THB/night hotels. Around 120GBP/day for four weeks.

For that I'm looking at several pops/day plus diving (or will die in the attempt). All my scuba gear means I have no luggage alowance for shopping so I gotta spend it on something... It's unlikely that I will reach, let alone exceed, this budget.

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guys !

Thanks for all the replies. Yeph I kinda figured out once I got sober I'll need a decent wad of cash to keep me going, so quitting work just yet is probably not a good idea for me .

Instead I'll be back in the winter with more savings and more buddies and will really go to town

Feck I really don't want to go home and see all those ugly fat ho's as soon as I land at Heathrow.
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They could make a great Master Card commercial for this.

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Two week honeymoon in Phuket 10000$

Returning 10 years later divorced and banging a different LBFM every night!

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[quote=mazco]Hi guys,

WOW ! have just finished doing two gorgeous Thai girls up the ar$e, expensive but WORTH EVERY BAHT


Welcome to the club Mazco! It took me 7 months to get there...had to take 2 trips to cuba before that!!!!!!!!!!!Life is great now after the hell I lived through!!!!!
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WOW ! have just finished doing two gorgeous Thai girls up the ar$e, expensive but WORTH EVERY BAHT

Read your other post today, sorry about the "dose", seems to be a case of "Buy now Pay later".

Only joking, sounds as though you enjoyed your holiday, and I think you'll be back.
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...but you ended up in Baghdad, I take it you were never in the Pathfinders then ? heh heh heh

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You are such a b!tch Diz Nope, map reading never was a strong point. I am just imagining being divorced though, loads of spare wonga and only six hours away from the LOS............................oh! That'll be single old me then!
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what sort of sweetener did you throw at the girls to take the brown road home?

cash?

good lookin rooster are ya?

smooth moves?


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5555....l bought my ex to Patong to spend some quality time with her and try and recapture sum spark to our 8 year relationship......that soon evaporated when a) l saw a mate from back home whilst booking in to our hotel and got pissed with him every second night and b) went for a "walk" the first night we were there and got back to the Hotel at 6am

We were seperated 4 weeks later....funny about that.

Really? No sense of humour, what a bearch I would of gotten rid of her also.
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5555....l bought my ex to Patong to spend some quality time with her and try and recapture sum spark to our 8 year relationship......that soon evaporated when a) l saw a mate from back home whilst booking in to our hotel and got pissed with him every second night and b) went for a "walk" the first night we were there and got back to the Hotel at 6am

We were sepera