classic tg thinking

[marc26]

i get a text message from my old tg gf whos now married,living in italy. it say"i need you help me. please call me" i think, oh oh, something bad happened. i call her and she tells me that in italy they have a holiday this coming saturday sunday and that her and her husband have to drive far to go to garden, doesnt tell me where, what city. she then asks me, her american ex-bf, whos now staying in thailand, to go on the internet and look for a hotel that they can stay in. i start laughing, and she gets upset, saying"ok, sorry i call you". i calm her down and tell her if she is going to america, i will gladly help her with her hotel accomodations, but as i am american and her husband is italian, maybe he should handle the italy accomodations. mind you, she still never told me what city they were going to. we ended the conversation with her not fully grasping why i could not help her. i hung up the phone and laughed my ass off

[domifletch]

A BG brain is often as big as a bird one

It's incredible how a BG will never want to lose her contacts with her ex customers or BF. I have two friends who got married with their BG/GF and, although they were well treated, it's stronger than them.

I am not sure she really wanted you find an accomodation in Italy for her and her husband, I think she simply wanted to keep in touch with you... maybe in the case of things don't work out well with her new husband.

[Sitrom]

LOL. Mine calls me up to translate the leet speak she gets on SMS. It is so tempting to tell her that it is something other then what it is. Thou why anyone would do leet speak to a TG is beyond me. And I'm not going to psychoanalyse why I even help her. I'm a professional at denial.