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Old 13-08-2005, 20:07
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Question what do you all think about..???????

squat crappers???????? when i first went to thailand it took a bit of getting used too...but after a while i stopped pooping on my shoes and i got used too them as i was renting cheap bungalows in kata...in the long run its cleaner than western style as you are cleanung up with h2o as compared too smearing poop all over your ass i/e with toilet paper.. since most of the time im wearing tank top,shorts and sandles i found i was taking an aab nam every time i was going haab nam#2...i still dislike the real dirty soi crappers but dirty western style toilets turn me off as well...just wondering how you all feel about squat crappers????????? ps...how does all that stuff go down that little hole with just a couple of bowls of h2o too flush with???????
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Old 13-08-2005, 23:24
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In the western world you just never know what you might catch from sitting on a public toilet seat.

So maybe the ''squat crappers'' as you put it ain't such a bad idea.

Yeh, you might get AIDs, or even pregnant. Now there are even paper toilet seat covers ???. Any BM ever caught anything from a toilet seat ????
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Old 13-08-2005, 23:49
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Yeh, you might get AIDs, or even pregnant. Now there are even paper toilet seat covers ???. Any BM ever caught anything from a toilet seat ????

Never caught anything, but I have got an ear bashing for leaving it up several times
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Never caught anything, but I have got an ear bashing for leaving it up several times

Same here, "If you were a gentleman , you would have put the seat back down". Well, I am a gentleman, otherwise I would have left it down and p*ssed all over it !!!
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Old 14-08-2005, 01:52
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Its time that an opinion is given by an "expert" on the subject

Diz-: Before dumping all over your strides, I would suggest removing them and placing them in a safe area
I have only had the pleasure of using one of the "squat" toilets which happened to be in Dubai. The idea of cleaning up after with water is a good idea,and pretty hygenic if there is a clean water supply available.
However,if its just a dustbin full of water and a ladel,at some point you will be using your hand to wipe off the brown stuff,and I have yet to see a supply of hot water and soap to wash your hands with afterwards.

In this case,please dont bite your nails after dumping.

Personally,I find that a beach is just as good as a squatter, and you have a large ocean to clean up with afterwards. I don't know why more people haven't thought of it.
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Old 14-08-2005, 02:46
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Dawsey, I got to agree with you on this one. THIS TOPIC SUCKS!!!

Although I have to say that the one thing that will always make men superior is that we can p!ss standing up, anywhere and even write our name in the snow. Ain't evolution grand!!
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Although I have to say that the one thing that will always make men superior is that we can p!ss standing up, anywhere and even write our name in the snow. Ain't evolution grand!!

I'll share a secret with you Dave, if they want to,so can women
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I'll share a secret with you Dave, if they want to,so can women

I can p!ss all over my shoes too, doesn't mean I want too. When a perfectly sober woman is comfortable peeing beside her car in the parking lot of Walmart on a saturday afternoon, then I'll admit defeat.
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Old 14-08-2005, 03:31
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I can p!ss all over my shoes too, doesn't mean I want too. When a perfectly sober woman is comfortable peeing beside her car in the parking lot of Walmart on a saturday afternoon, then I'll admit defeat.

5555555555555 You win
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Talking sorry i did not know.............

that this topic would be so offensive sorry all...........
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To be honest I don't like them and will not use them. I've never used them but what I do like the ass hose. When I get my own house it will include an ass hose as I see this to be a very practical bathroom accessory.


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I only use them in an emergency, but cann't say they are a success for me...on the contrary.
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Dawsey: it's back!! You can now discuss all of your bodily functions!!
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Dawsey: it's back!! You can now discuss all of your bodily functions!!

Sure, all of us are waiting for this
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this thread just like a "dawsey" sneaks up on you then explodes into your undies.
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Cool

The only way for me to use those so called "toilets" is to drop all my clothes , even t-shirt if itīs to long , specially if im drunk or my stomac is out of order

Speaking of out of order my stomac was just that some where in Sakon Nakhon earlier this year and after a few days/nightīs my kneeīs where so weak i had to sit right where others keep there feets , i gues it must have been the 12 hour bumpy bus ride 555

ps. How high up on the wall can you go in worse case senario ?
I think i made atleast 30cm , sorry about that!
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Old 17-08-2005, 06:22
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Sakon Nakhon sounds like a japanese name for your ballbag!!! is that really a place, if it is I couldn't go there I'd be laughing all the time, especially if they had the name above shops and things . 55555555555!
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Wink Province in Thailand!

Yes "Dodger" Sakon Nakhon is a province in North East of Thailand (ISSAN) and on your next trip i suggest you lift your fat ass from the bar stols in Patong to see some thing else ... like where the bar girls comes from



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Old 17-08-2005, 15:24
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Yes "Dodger" Sakon Nakhon is a province in North East of Thailand (ISSAN) and on your next trip i suggest you lift your fat ass from the bar stols in Patong to see some thing else ... like where the bar girls comes from

Heh crazy thanks for the map, still laughing each time I say Sakon Nakhon.

Firstly I've been going down the gym three times a week since I got back and reckon i'm getting quite a cute little bubble butt and secondly because I havn't heard of Sakon Nakhon dont assume I havn't been up to Issan, spent quite a lot of trips touring Thailand with LT over the last two years just never been to Sakon Nakhon, lived in Muang Phon which is a small village near Khon Kaen for awhile, thats furthest North I've been so far. Still loads of places I want to visit, current tilak comes from near Laos border so maybe near SN so might visit this trip who knows.

Note no offence taken although fat ass comment could have made me get the speedos out!!!!
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Yes "Dodger" .. Thailand have alot of backyards to visit for sure and to be honest i havnīt been around there that much ... yet hehehe

About your ass itīs true .... i donīt know much about it and i have no higher wish of doing so in the future eighter even if we should stumble upon each other one day for a beer or two

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Heh crazy thanks for the map, still laughing each time I say Sakon Nakhon.

Firstly I've been going down the gym three times a week since I got back and reckon i'm getting quite a cute little bubble butt and secondly because I havn't heard of Sakon Nakhon dont assume I havn't been up to Issan, spent quite a lot of trips touring Thailand with LT over the last two years just never been to Sakon Nakhon, lived in Muang Phon which is a small village near Khon Kaen for awhile, thats furthest North I've been so far. Still loads of places I want to visit, current tilak comes from near Laos border so maybe near SN so might visit this trip who knows.

Note no offence taken although fat ass comment could have made me get the speedos out!!!!
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When you squat over a hole, how do you stop yourself from filling your strides that are around your ankles and directly under your exit tube ??

You just push your pants down to your knees, or ankles if you are more comfortable with that, then if there is any doubt whether they are in your way, grab them with your hand and pull them forward and well out of the way. I don't mind the squat toilets at all. The only thing about them is that I always worry that when I pull the pants down, that the pockets will turn upside down and my wallet or keys, change, etc. will end up in the toilet. Actually, that has never happened, but every time I use one, I am always paranoid that it will!!

Here's a tip! Get a Thai massage every day, more or less, for two or 3 weeks. It improves your flexibility so much, that squatting on the old squatter becomes a cinch!!

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Old 17-08-2005, 15:50
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ps. I donīt know what speedos are

Speedos are tight nylon swim trunks, the kind that competition swimmers wear. They are a little bit like bikinis for men!! Not quite the thing to wear unless you are sporting a six-pack(and I don't mean beer!). On the other hand, if you are into swimming laps like me, they do make it a lot easier!!
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