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29-08-2005, 02:00
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Strange Nightime Antics
It seems that something stange happens to people in Phuket, in particular in Patong when the night time decends, somehow their inhibitions get lowered and their deviant ways seems to rise to the surface.
I have had a few strange encounters over the years with people who are perferctly normal on the surface, but get them in the bedroom and they turn into sex maniacs with deviant tendancies, willing to do things on holiday they would never dream of back home. Last year when I was in Phuket minding my own business reading my book outside the Savoye Seafood restaurant, I'm approached by a nice English girl (late 20's blonde tanned and good looking with a 'full figure' although a bit 'heavy boned' for my liking). She sits down and then proceeds to ask me how many time I've been here, and do i know this and that, and where is the best place to do this and that etc. So we have a couple of drinks (late afternoon) and she tells me she is a nanny based in Dubai and has heard all these stories about Thailand being a dangerous place etc and she is a bit apprehensive (being a shy girl who does not have much experience of travelling). She then offers to buy me dinner at the Savoye Seafood that night, if I would be so kind as to show her around town. So showered and changed a few hours later we meet up and have a few drinks and a nice meal. Then a few more drinks when she explains that she is here for a break to chill out as she has been treated for addiction- drink and drugs (not that she looked it) and who am I to pass judgement. So no problem with me- a few more drinks and she tells me that she would like to watch one of the famous 'action shows' of Thailand (its about this time that I start to think that this 'English Rose' may not be quite as pure as she makes out to be). So off we trott for a few more drinks and the go go's to give her an eyefull. Its at this stage that our 'nanny' drops another bomb shell- she tells me she is being treated for addiction to having too many friends in the bedroom as well- she trauls the bars of Dubai when the US Navy are in town and has sleep with most of the families she works for and can't help her self. So its then that I starting thinking 'Hello- what have I gotten into here''. (Perhaps this is just here way of striking up a friendship). So she then goes on to tell me how she gets off with the Navy Seals and takes more than one on at once and her and her friends are well known within the Navy circles- (Friends! There's more like her!). She then infoms me that she can't 'fullfill' herself unless she has more than one friend in the bedroom and asks if I would like to try and help her 'unwind'. mmmm before I get a chance to decide on my best course of action (should I advance on the enemy or retreat)- she says ''those 2 guys look quite nice over there, why don't you go and ask them to join us''. Next thing she is asking for me to get a couple of Ladyboys who could satisfy her demands and fill all of her needs... I wont go into details but she eventually made it to Phi Phi, where she continued to phone me on a daily basis with a running commentary on her 'addiction to bedroom antics'' and how she was failing to ween herself off her addictions. It must be me as I seem to attract them. I was in the Rock Hard during Christmas 2003 when I'm talking to this Italian couple late 30's or early 40's, good looking and tanned. Usually stuff, where you from, how long you been here, where you staying etc. Anyway he goes to the toilet and the wife starts stroking my leg and coming on to me. Alarmed that her husband might get the wrong idea, I go and get some more drinks in- by the time I return he's back and she's in the toilet. He then tells me they are staying at the Merridien Hotel and would I like to go back for a drink as his wife quite likes me. So 'in for a penny in for a pound' of we go in a Tuk Tuk, winding our way to the hotel. Nice room- champange, then he goes to the bathroom and his wife and I are engaged in conversation and I'm thinking 'he's been gone a long time', when suddenly the door opens and he's standing there in a 'red rubber' outfit- from head to toe, including a full face mask. So, not wishing to be caught in the same predicament as the big black guy from Pulp Fiction and being 'beasted in the basement' I decide now may be an appropriate time to bid them 'goodnight' and exit via the patio doors and down to reception, where the receptionist offers me a warm towel as I appear to be a little 'lawn' and sweating a lot. I've had and heard of similar episodes in Patong when the nightime decends on the town and the morals start to slip. I suppose its the same world over, it just seems more so in Phuket. Attached is a pic of the lunatic I met in Patong (she's the one on the right) and some of her friends. Drew Last edited by DREW : 30-10-2005 at 22:31. 
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29-08-2005, 02:07
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i think that these people are normally freaks and being in patyong has nothing to do with it. im sure they chose patong because of the reputation it has for p4p, and in their mind, if you are looking for bg's, maybe you will be willing to partake in other things.
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29-08-2005, 02:11
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Private First Class Gunnery Sergeant Major Denver reporting for duty SIR!
USN (Seals part) Underwater Knife fighting section...........Probably! 
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29-08-2005, 02:16
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Acccept that I might be wrong but I get the feeling that this just might be a bit of fantasy going on. Had some strange encounters as have we all but this just dosn't quite stack up to me. Apologise if I'm wrong.
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29-08-2005, 02:22
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Dodger If you spend long enough knocking around Patong then you will eventually see it all and when you reach that stage of 'enlightenment'- believe me, you have no need for Fantasy's. Regards Drew Last edited by DREW : 29-08-2005 at 02:31.
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29-08-2005, 02:26
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I guess it's down to you, me, and Spike Milligan ("I told you I was ill") to save humanity. 
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29-08-2005, 03:31
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If you go someplace like Patong, BKK, Manila, Tijuana, Brazil, Amsterdam, Hollywood and any other area known for its dynamic nightlife and for P4P(not Hollywood, just a lot of deviants there) action, people will come out of the woodwork to try to fulfill their fantasies. They figure they can find someone who is of the same mind and is looking for the same action.
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29-08-2005, 21:42
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Drew the English rose encounter , it wouldnt have been the same time you were staying at the Hotel Burasari was it ?
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30-08-2005, 00:56
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Mmmm.... And I thought that ive had some strange times in Patong! The best i could come up with was the time that a father and daughter invited me back to there hotel with his Thai wife and some bg's. I posted this before (Im pretty sure) so I wont go back into details.
But red suits? That is abit strange! 
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30-08-2005, 01:07
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30-08-2005, 03:59
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English Rose- Deviant Ways
I met her when I was staying in Phuket for a 3 month stint (2 visa runs to Singapore on day return flights and a visa run in the car to myanmar). I extended my stay and then couldn't get a flight so I had to stay a while longer.
I was staying at the Banthai before moving to the Mermaid as it was new when opened and run by a friend of mine. She was great and at first it was a few days where you start to think its quite flattering that an English woman is chasing you (I suppose you get bored/accustomed to the Thai girls- pretty as they are, you want a change- a bit like food- if you ate the best steak every day, then every now and again you'd want a greasy burger), but when you got into it and listened to some of her stories (and then she starts saying that the Navy Seals are the best and telling you the stories of what it takes for her to get off anymore- more and more outrageous) thats when you start thinking that this girls has some problems- and it isnt just *ex and drugs and rock and roll. She starts getting off her face and dragging me into the bathroom where we (actually she) ends up wrecking the joint- broken toilet, shower curtains etc- all billed to my room. She then wants to go onto the beach- or anywhere to get caught. Sounds like a 'fantsay'- well the reality is she turned into a pain in the ****. I've met a few more in the go gos and my friend's club the Rock Hard to name but a few places (and it always seems that the western girls who sit with their boyfriends or on their own, in the go go bars are not always there for the drinks- they have an ulterior motive)- deviant ways. When you meet these girls and if you are lucky enough to return for a 'night cap' (I remember a couple of Sweedish girls who I met in Scruffy Murphy's) any romatic misconceptions you have about the night before and how good she looked and what she wanted you to do etc are then tempered by the reality of meeting her again the next night, after you drunkenly agree it would be a good idea (the 'little man' is in charge of the 'big's man's' social diary at this stage). When you meet up the next night it is usually earlier than the night before when the intoxicating atmosphere previously experienced (the 12 bottles of singha, a couple of shots, and a black death from Nicke) has not quite had the opportunity to weave its mysterious magic on your perceptions- The size 10 stunning creature you dragged yourself away from at sunrise, suddenly gains 2 dress sizes and looks as though she has been on the space shuttle- all the curves appear to have been subjected to several thousand pounds of gavitational force- resulting in everything that you remember pointing north, suddenly going south. You then revert back to the local girls to find sactuary in the knowledge that at least their behaviour is relatively predictable- with one or two exceptions. Regards Drew
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30-08-2005, 23:56
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I'll vouch for that Drew. I have never made stories up just to tell a good tale - all the bizarre shit really happens. Im a bit disappointed that you didnt hang around to see what was going to happen to the 'gimp' What was the worst that could have happened ? Probably just pin you down and take a big shit on your chest I would have stayed . I love bizarre 
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31-08-2005, 00:05
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 Not sure I'm into a Dutch gimp taking a post Thai food dump on my chest Mike, but whatever melts your chocolate go for it!
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31-08-2005, 00:36
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Hi Denver, Im not saying im into that, but if you use that as a benchmark as the WORST thing, then if that didnt happen it would probably have been a totally bizarre night - one you would never forget. I just wonder how they get all their stuff through customs - a gimp mask and red rubber outfit - its not the type of thing where you can say you work for the local gas board
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31-08-2005, 00:42
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I used to work for the local gas board (Scottish Gas), and they used to make us buy our own.  Maybe it was just because they were tight with cash. 
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31-08-2005, 00:45
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"Did you pack this suitcase yourself Sir?" - Yesh - "Left it unattended at anytime Sir?" - Nope! "Then can you explain these Sir?" - Not mine, Honest, nope, nothing to do with me!! Not my size anyway!! etc etc I personally loved Drews post, I just wish half of it had happened to me. The lucky B'staard.
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31-08-2005, 00:56
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When working in Sodding Arabbbbia , you always tried to bring in the "essentials. Half a pig, brewers yeast,various bar accessories (beer mats,optics and bar towels) and of course, any booze you could smuggle in. But, they opened all suitcases and the extent of the check depended on your attitude. Got caught once , with TAMPONS, they don't sell them in Sodding Land ( apparently girls get pleasure from inserting them - According to the Rags). The customs guy made a point of opening one, and waving it above his head, didn't bother me, he was the one that looked a right tw*t. 
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31-08-2005, 01:03
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31-08-2005, 05:01
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