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06-09-2005, 04:11
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They don't have words like Italian, English or American. So If they say I speak Italian, then it is "I speak language Italy"(Chan phuut pasah Italy). An American man(or woman) is "khon Amerigaa", Englishman is "khon Angrit"(sounds like 'cone ung-gleet") and an Italian is "khon Italy"(sounds like 'cone Eetalee-e-e'). Chinese is "khon Jin"(cone jean) and Chinses is "khon Jippan"(cone yee-pun), Korean is "khon Khorea"(cone cowl-lee-ya). The funniest one probably is German, of course. "Khon German" but sounds like "cone yellow man." 
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06-09-2005, 04:30
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That's a good one! Next time ask her is she means the "rot fai faa."  Words begining with "S" are always good for a laugh. How about "sek-see" for sexy! Which reminds me of a story! On my 2nd tour, I was at JJ Mansion, just around the corner from Sai Nam Yen, on the market sidestreet near Patong Gym. At the time, I was going to the gym regularly in US, and continued to in LOS. So one day, I worked out at Patong Gym. None of the men wear a shirt there because it would be soaked in no time. The aircon doesn't seem to make any difference. So after I finished working out, I thought it would be more comfortable to shower in my room than in the funky shower there, and didn't want to dirty my shirt with the sweat. I toweled down, put on my slacks, and walked back to the hotel with no shirt on. The lobby on the first floor is where all the girls from the first floor beauty parlor, and the second floor massage parlor hang out when they are not busy with costomers. It was a slow day, and the lobby was full of them when I entered. I'm not buffed, not by a long shot. But I was in the best condition of my life at the time, and the muscles were pumped up the way they get at the end of a good workout. So when I walked into the lobby, all at once, every girl there burst out in singsong unison with, "Oh sek-see man!! Farang sek-see!" and continued chanting it as I walked thru the lobby and up the stairs!! They were all smiling and squealing at the same time, in the way that only TGs do, as they called out to me. Only in LOS could anything like that ever happen to me!! One of the highpoints of my life! My ego was a lot more pumped up than my muscles by the time I got to my 3rd floor room!  TGs!!! You gotta luv 'em!!! 
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Last edited by JayBee : 06-09-2005 at 04:43.
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06-09-2005, 14:49
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I was talking to tilak on the phone the other day, i told her i was very busy at work and the days are going very fast, to which she asked, but they have 24 hours a day like here in thailand???, yes dear we do.
now where is that mastermind application form?
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06-09-2005, 15:35
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Simon you crack me up, I can totally picture her asking that.
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07-09-2005, 01:16
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07-09-2005, 17:41
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Couple of years back I was on Bangla when the bars were closing around 02.00.
My tilak suggested we went on to "Sapoli." Sapoli, wheres that? I don't know but I went there before with falang. It's on a hill. After cruising around for half an hour and enquiring from several people where Sapoli was, I finally established we were looking for Safari. 
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07-09-2005, 17:59
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Tell her that as it's British Summer Time , we have an extra hour.  "You are the Weakest Link" Tilak
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07-09-2005, 18:20
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07-09-2005, 18:27
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I used to say that to wifey1 when she did something dumb.. she would hit the roof (she loved the show though.. something about being obviously rude to people she found shocking and irresistable).. I can make my current girl go apesh1t if she does something daft by just going 'uuuurrrrrr' like a cow.. The buffalo / kwai insult thing makes her lose it.. I am so nice..
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09-09-2005, 11:06
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Had the same thing 2 years ago, I thought she said "sa fa di", next thing ya know I was on the back of her motorbike flying up the hill hoping we wouldn't wipeout cause she was mao! I love living on the edge!!
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11-09-2005, 04:05
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OK so i have been here for a full day, tonight we were going out to meet tilaks friend and her boyfriend, OK that sounds fine to me, what is his name and where is he from(same same blind date) so i am told alan from america, OK not the best but lets see what happens. We meet in a quite bar, i stroll up, shake hands, " Hi your alan, where about in america are you from",
 , his reply " No i am Hans from Germany", now i am looking quite silly, thanks very much tilak  I need help with this one, i asked where we are going, i was told "Klos I Load", i questioned this a few times and eventually i got to "across the road" for some reason we got in a taxi and ended up at a street with bars, i was getting no sense out of tilak by this time as she had already had 2 breezers, so my question is does anybody know of a soi that sounds like any of these names in BKK???? fank you vely mutt. Simon
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11-09-2005, 04:09
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Khao San Road? Hippy chicks and soap dodging bacpackers? 
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11-09-2005, 10:37
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The Thais are so much taught from infancy that the MOST important thing is politeness. I can see how your typical English woman being rude can seem quite shocking to a TG, particularly as the lady would say "You are the weakest link!" with that more-proper-than-thou schoolmarm tone of voice of a teacher criticizing a student's substandard efforts. So, in a sense, she was not being rude by English standards, yet extremely rude by Thai standards, perhaps.
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12-09-2005, 22:02
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this is taken from robb, but very funny. his gf has been to dinner with him and his friends many times, and if you guys know robb, he tries to pay for everything. anyways, she has seen robb and his friends fight for the bill many times, saying"no,no, no, i have it" so now everytime the bill comes, she gives this adorable smille, and says"no,no,no, i have it" its really funny
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18-09-2005, 08:01
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Language lessons
I called my g/f the other day. Normally she says: "Hunny, how you?", this time she said "Good evening my love, how are you? I hope you had a nice day." all in very clear English.
Looks like she is really attending those English language lessons that I am paying for. Steve
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18-09-2005, 16:59
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Good one, Steve!! But isn't, "Hunny, how you?" more fun?!!!
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18-09-2005, 17:02
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Wouldn't it be REALLY funny, if all at once, everybody there said, "OK, thanks, here you go," and handed her the bill? They should try it. Would be a great laugh, I think!! Can you imagine the look on her face? 
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18-09-2005, 17:16
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18-09-2005, 17:48
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Funny for me was in BKK long time ago. Took Bg back to the room and she started a conversation with me. She wanted to know if I had a blottel. Took me long time b4 I knew she ment brother. I only finded it out cause at the end she said she had blottels and a sistel. Thnx to the sistel I know what she was saying.
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18-09-2005, 18:05
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That is funny! Because in Thai, you never have a word end in "L". By which I mean, that if the word is spelled with an "L" at the end, then it is prounounced "bin" as in the Thai word for "bill" (name or tab at restaurant |