Phuket

S1MON · #**106** 18-10-2005, 16:15

"This small tub says it is for arms, legs and body, it does not say anything about using it for your bum"

im sure you can work it out guys

LivinLOS · #**107** 18-10-2005, 16:23

Baby oil

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the bigboy · #**108** 19-10-2005, 00:36

what about this, in a bar a bg says ponting to another girl she is my sister , when you later ask about her family the answer is pappa ,mamma and 2 brothers. you: how many sister?
she: no sister only brother.

JayBee · #**109** 19-10-2005, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by the bigboy

what about this, in a bar a bg says ponting to another girl she is my sister , when you later ask about her family the answer is pappa ,mamma and 2 brothers. you: how many sister?
she: no sister only brother.

That's par for the course. They "adopt" a lot of sisters, aunts, and brothers, too. If you want to know if she is really the sister, you ask, "Do you and your sister have the same mother?" If the answer is no, then you know the score!

Raval · #**110** 26-04-2006, 20:40

Today I was on MSN with a TG and a part of the conversation went like this:

I:
Hi Sexy Lady.
She:
sawasdee ka
I:
Sawasdee krap.
She:
How r u
I:
I am fine and you?
She:
yes i am fine
She:
but my boom bussy it sick , have no boo

I spent a few minutes to think about the meaning of the last sentence and by then she came up with another sentence.

She:
my pu$$y sick because have no boom boom
I:
55555555555

Cheers,

Raval

easyrider_au · #**111** 27-04-2006, 05:55

2 things come to mind on my last visit.

I was still hobbling around in LOS this time after my Feb. bike accident & was a bit lethargic too.
I would say to BG, "me old man" to which she'd reply..."you not old man, you broken"
Another one I thought was cute was when she needed to go to the toilet.....she'd say "me go phi phi island"