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Old 27-09-2005, 22:58
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ummm!! that new car smell!

i was talking to gail last night. she said her sister is 18yrs old, and never beenn "opened". a virgin. i told her that i was gonna trade her in for her sister because her sister is new and shes secondhand, same same car!
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:08
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Take my advice

Hi amigo,

I was told this bit of advice many years ago, and now believe it to be true -

"If it has tits or tyres - its trouble ! "



p.s. I still reckon your 'new car' would smell of crab paste
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:11
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Jeez Mike, you can surely take the bloom off of the rose. We can always hope even though we know what the truth is.
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:11
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i was talking to gail last night. she said her sister is 18yrs old, and never beenn "opened". a virgin. i told her that i was gonna trade her in for her sister because her sister is new and shes secondhand, same same car!


Paul talking to gee yesterday she asked if I could find farang boyfriend for her sister, she's 26 ex fashion model now works in Bank in Bangkok. she sent me attached picture so I asked if it was time for me to trade in my old tirak for the newer model? didn't go down to well.
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:25
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Very nice Dodger, if your TG looks anything like her sister you have done well.

So what bank in Bangkok should I open my account in ?

Beautiful girl, surprised she is still single.
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:43
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Paul talking to gee yesterday she asked if I could find farang boyfriend for her sister, she's 26 ex fashion model now works in Bank in Bangkok. she sent me attached picture so I asked if it was time for me to trade in my old tirak for the newer model? didn't go down to well.
JEES DODGER......I WOULDNT MIND KNOCKING THAT BIRD...SHES SUAI MAK MAK AND VERY SEXY !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:49
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Easy there IJ, I got first dibs.

But then again you will be there a lot sooner than me !

Just save some for me, please.
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Old 27-09-2005, 23:50
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dodger,
hook me up. ill be there in 3 weeks. wouldnt mind a blind date.
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hook me up. ill be there in 3 weeks. wouldnt mind a blind date.

trying to beat us to the punch, Paul? You already have one. Are you looking for 1 in every port?

I guess you are bringing your dog to Canada on your return from LOS. Hope all goes well with that.
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Me "What's the chances of a girl like you falling for a guy like me.One in a thousand?"
Her "Mmmm,I'd say more like one in a million"
Me "So you're saying there's a chance."

Seriously Dodger, what criteria were you asked to base this choice on?Certainly an important task,not to be taken lightly,and given to such a decent,caring man.A true man among men,you embody the very essence of man at the peak of perfection.Did I mention I've always considered you as excellent brother in law material?....And I'm in Bangkok in November.

So what's she looking for?

Marc26 I think you have a high performance,race proven,exotic machine,whose design will look current and appealing for years to come.
I'm not sure I'd trade that in on a cute bumper car
But just in case,you better see how she is with dogs.

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actually if a girl wasnt good with dogs, shed be out the door faster than i could sneeze
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Paul talking to gee yesterday she asked if I could find farang boyfriend for her sister, she's 26 ex fashion model now works in Bank in Bangkok. she sent me attached picture so I asked if it was time for me to trade in my old tirak for the newer model? didn't go down to well.

Ooh la la!! Suai maak maak!! Gorgeous face and tits, as well! An unbeatable combination!!!
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I was told this bit of advice many years ago, and now believe it to be true -

"If it has tits or tyres - its trouble ! "


The sagely advise of 'if it flies, floats or ****s.. rent it' can also hold true..

Dodge.. That girl looks fine..
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Paul talking to gee yesterday she asked if I could find farang boyfriend for her sister, she's 26 ex fashion model now works in Bank in Bangkok. she sent me attached picture so I asked if it was time for me to trade in my old tirak for the newer model? didn't go down to well.


Wow Dodger,

humina, humina, humina. Im sorry my head was shaking, The big one. she is a stunner!
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Hmmmm I've seen that pic on another website I wonder if anyone else has?

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