Phuket

Robo(sydney) · #1 10-10-2005, 20:37

Guys..thought I would share a little incident I was involved in on my last Tour of duty....True story okay...
About 8 days into a 12 days trip, I woke up one day around 1100 after another big night on the drink with sore itchy eyes...thought I would wash them with water and things would get better so I went back to bed, but to no avail,,,,,couldn't fall asleep.
Hopped on my Mbike and went to a pharmacy near Paradise to get some eye drops...went in and the place was empty...then the pharmicist stepped out from the back to help me. He recommended some eye drops and that was that I paid him and was ready to walk out.But before I could walk out he said that I should put some in my eyes asap to avoid futher irritation and that he would help me. Anyways I sat on a chair in his pharmacy and he administered the drops.I said thanks and off I go....but again before I could leave he started to tell me how he was practising/studying to become a massage therapist and has developed a special lotion to sooth aches and pains....
The only pains MY body had was internal, from all the drinking, but for some reason I said okay, I will try some of his lotion...(stupid me)....
So I stepped back behind a curtain at the back and he ask me to sit on a chair and to take my shirt off??? I hesitated for a second , but hey, if he is rubbing lotion I better take the shirt off...anyways everything was going normal until he ask me to put my feet up on another chair so he could message my feet/legs...again I continued...but then out of know where he jumped onto my outstretched legs and sat on my knees....then started to rub my shoulders and chest...at this stage I thought about callling it quites before it got messy...but played along because I didn't want to accuse him of something that I may have misread.....finally after the longest 5 minutes of my life he says...all Finished.....KNOW YOU TAKE SHOWER SO NO ALLERGIC REACTION HAPPENS...I say no thanks...no time for shower...and thankfully someone walked into the store at that time and distracted him for long enough for me to put my shirt on and take off.....
When I got back to my room...I took the shower just incase and then proceed to tell my mates ....and they thought I was full of it......
I've been to many places in the world but can say that this was the weirdest experiance I have ever had....
Anyone out there with any strange Thai stories????

Hobbsy · #2 10-10-2005, 20:46

555 that's a good one - doesn't surprise me it was nr Soi Paradise either lol.

The guys who used to give massages in the Tiger toilets always got some weird reactions, me included first time. But i tell u - it feels great to get your back and neck cracked (not people who've had surgery like Marc26 tho)

LivinLOS · #3 10-10-2005, 20:48

Let me guess... Pharmacy in Soi Paradise ???

Sirgezza · #4 10-10-2005, 22:28

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Let me guess... Pharmacy in Soi Paradise ???

Come on LIL - what's the low down on this place? Any more stories?

Dodger · #5 11-10-2005, 00:57

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Originally Posted by Robo(sydney)

I've been to many places in the world but can say that this was the weirdest experiance I have ever had....
Anyone out there with any strange Thai stories????

Robo I think you need to get out a bit more.

Denver · #6 11-10-2005, 01:03

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Let me guess... Pharmacy in Soi Paradise ???

I just walked straight in there - Put my 50 pack of 'king size' condoms, 25Mg 50Mg and 100Mg Kamagra and 4 packets of Chialis, a tube of KY Jelly (I thought I would get that one in before someone had a go at me AGAIN!) Some disposable rubber gloves, toothpaste (Toothpaste was because I was a bit embarassed to ask for condoms initially) and a small packet of kleenex on the counter, paid my money and left! S'easy!!!

Thai Kwan Do · #7 11-10-2005, 03:50

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Originally Posted by Denver

I just walked straight in there - Put my 50 pack of 'king size' condoms, 25Mg 50Mg and 100Mg Kamagra and 4 packets of Chialis, a tube of KY Jelly (I thought I would get that one in before someone had a go at me AGAIN!) Some disposable rubber gloves, toothpaste (Toothpaste was because I was a bit embarassed to ask for condoms initially) and a small packet of kleenex on the counter, paid my money and left! S'easy!!!

wy do you need all that in iraq??????

Robo(sydney) · #8 11-10-2005, 04:44

Fellas.....
The pharmacy was on the road that the Paradise Hotel sits....the same side of the road as the Subway Franchise.
That was the first time I went in.....
Its just that most times you walk into strange places and you expect some surprises but they never eventuate.....but this was a pharmacy....and the last thing I expected was to get a massage(okay its thailand...) but to be asked to take a shower in the back of the store was a little weird...anyways I dont think having my back scrubbed by a middle aged thai man would convince me.....maybe a sexy girl would have done the trick....?????

Denver · #9 11-10-2005, 05:55

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Originally Posted by peterhol

wy do you need all that in iraq??????

I'm saving up for the LOS

Robo, you summed it up when you said "okay, it's Thailand" It happens! 55555 Good post and thanks for sharing your embarassing massage with us.

Crunch · #10 11-10-2005, 06:04

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Originally Posted by Denver

25Mg 50Mg and 100Mg Kamagra and 4 packets of Chialis,

noob question incoming...... whats that stuff for/do?

Dodger · #11 11-10-2005, 06:13

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Originally Posted by PaulUK

noob question incoming...... whats that stuff for/do?

Helps Denver keep a stiff upper lip and a smile on bob's face!!!

LivinLOS · #12 11-10-2005, 09:11

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Originally Posted by gez

Come on LIL - what's the low down on this place? Any more stories?

I have popped in there a few times as they dont always stick to the perscription rules.. Used to sell roofies no questions asked (knock out drugs on Paradise.. what a surprise)..

Recently me and a buddy had grabbed 3 girls for a pool bash.. He had his car and I said I would go get a couple of bottles of booze.. we also needed some rubbers and he wanted Kamagra gel.. So that was the first phamacy I saw as I was heading to the offie I use on Sai Nam Yen.

As it happens this place sells booze also.. So I go in, check out he 54mm condoms get 3 packs, ask for Kamagra, get 2 packs, a bottle of voddy, and a bottle of something else (gin whisky) ask if he had any ice (he didnt and he gave me a sarcy look, it is a pharmacy after all).. So hes looking at this shopping list trying to keep a straight face but you can see him starting to smirk.. As I pay the bill he says, "have a good night.. Looks like a very good night" and cracks ups with a cheeky sarcy grin..

9 rubbers.. 110 baht
2 packs of kamagra... 300 baht
2 bottles of spirits.. 1100 baht
3 Nakid drunk gogo girls rooting in the pool all night.. Priceless

Denver · #13 11-10-2005, 13:35

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Originally Posted by Dodger

Helps Denver keep a stiff upper lip and a smile on bob's face!!!

Thanks Dodger I had almost forgotten. As well as all the other items I bought at the above pharmacy I purchased a small quantity of disposable razors for Bob. She likes to have a quick flick over before and after, so to speak.

The stiff upper lip is a pain especially when drinking the olde Blacke De'aths!! It also makes you dribble Fishermans Friends down your MTB T-shirt. It certainly makes you look like you are grimacing when having your picture taken with the other BM's. I just have to work out why they are not working 'down below' Nightmare.

For all the other stuff I just use Mastercard, thanks LIL 555555

butterflyblonde · #14 12-10-2005, 01:14

Robo,

And did this strange treatment cure your problem ?

Sitrom · #15 12-10-2005, 03:56

[quote=LivinLOS]
Recently me and a buddy had grabbed 3 girls for a pool bash.. He had his car and I said I would go get a couple of bottles of booze.. we also needed some rubbers and he wanted Kamagra gel.. /QUOTE]

So you got the Kamagra for your friend huh? That your story and your sticking to it?

LivinLOS · #16 12-10-2005, 07:46

Yeah... I am a bit nervous of using those things.. I know you build a tolerance to most things and as of now I dont need them.. I would hate to over use them and then find out I had broken it for normal use !!!

Never done V or C.. Only once done Kamagra gel and it gave me wild heartburn for 2 days..

wylos · #17 12-10-2005, 18:35

itchy eyes,soi paradise...........
bit of a pattern there.

,nothing against it,each to their own.
Geir havent u got something to say.

Denver · #18 12-10-2005, 20:12

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Originally Posted by wylos

itchy eyes,soi paradise...........
bit of a pattern there.

,nothing against it,each to their own.
Geir havent u got something to say.

Geir would say something along the lines of yesssss ifffff I could just get my finger from gettingggggggg stuckkkkkkkk and has anyone seen my last 5 Baht coinnnnnnn??