No offence but "lay" off.

[faultytowers]

On my last night in LOS , I was in MTB and "someone" (I think Nicke) got one of the girls to buy a "lay" and hang it round my neck . I have had problems with these things before , and get an almost allergic reaction to them. I have no problems at home , and do not suffer from hay fever. When I explained the problem , and not wishing to cause offense , I took it off and left it on the bar.
Next , I went up to G-spot agogo , same thing , the girls there know me and as it was my last night , I ended up with the obligatory "lay". This time I could hardly breathe and had to take the thing off almost immediately and go outside for some fresh air. Explained the problem to the girls , who were full of sympathy and bought me a drink to make sure I was O.K.
Back down to MTB to say a final goodbye to Nicke , but as I was having a beer , another BM (I think) and his girl came in . They sat down near me , complete with "lay" , by this time I could not even go within 5 meters of the bloody things without being affected.


Am only posting this as a warning to anyone who is hypersensitive or suffers hay fever , I think giving "lays" to people leaving is a very nice gesture but while not wishing to be impolite , as the title says "LAY OFF".

[IRISH JONNY]

Its A Nice Gesture.............but The Smell Of These "lays" Is To Much For Me...........and It Has Also Affected My Breathing A Couple Of Times...but What The Heck..its Los And Ill Suffer On............

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

Its A Nice Gesture.............but The Smell Of These "lays" Is To Much For Me...........and It Has Also Affected My Breathing A Couple Of Times...but What The Heck..its Los And Ill Suffer On............

On my maiden voyage to los, made many friends in a bar in the Soi Seapearl area. On my last night they bought 7 of these garlands to wear.
On the one had I was very touched that they were all giving me these for good luck but the smell was quite overbearing but I stuck it out just to be polite.

Besides...I had so many on that I could hardly see over the top and found it almost limited my ablility to drink the beer.

Ps.. The lady I hang out with now knows I'm not over keen on them and buys me one of those types that you wear on your wrist instead.....much better.

[Coolhand]

I just get too hot wearing those things, usually end uo wearing them round my wrist.

[hugos]

I never got a lay, maybe noone likes me in los.... ???

Gives me something to think about...

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by hugos

I never got a lay, maybe noone likes me in los.... ???

Gives me something to think about...

But , did you get laid , that's more to the point. I'd much rather have a BG round my neck than a bunch of flowers.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

But , did you get laid , that's more to the point. I'd much rather have a BG round my neck than a bunch of flowers.

Just go for both Faulty. I find those lay things just seem to make women stick to you! Fantastic 555555 But agree, the feeling of having one put round your neck on your last night is bloody hard to take.

Great walking down Bangla with one around your neck though. All the girls then seem to get the signal that this particular Farang is on the 'big silver bird' tomorrow and mob you.

Kerchinggg!! I've just had a cunning plan my lord..........................................5555 555555 Yesssssssssssss.

[hugos]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

But , did you get laid , that's more to the point. I'd much rather have a BG round my neck than a bunch of flowers.

thx for this. Yep, i got sometimes a lady in los....
555555555555555

and this since 10 years.... although i think why i never get an lay.

Mai pen lay.

Hugo

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by Denver

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Great walking down Bangla with one around your neck though. All the girls then seem to get the signal that this particular Farang is on the 'big silver bird' tomorrow and mob you.

But the downside to this is that they also know you are not a good option for them as a possible long time deal...as you are off on the big silvery bird thingy in the morning

Hmmm...that gives me and idea for a new t-shirt to have printed ''it's my first night in los'' printed in thai script.

[Sirgezza]

Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

But the downside to this is that they also know you are not a good option for them as a possible long time deal...as you are off on the big silvery bird thingy in the morning

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This is ideal if you want to butterfly.

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by Denver

Just go for both Faulty. I find those lay things just seem to make women stick to you! Fantastic 555555 But agree, the feeling of having one put round your neck on your last night is bloody hard to take.

Great walking down Bangla with one around your neck though. All the girls then seem to get the signal that this particular Farang is on the 'big silver bird' tomorrow and mob you.

Kerchinggg!! I've just had a cunning plan my lord..........................................5555 555555 Yesssssssssssss.

Hey Denver,

Is that a lay-dyboy??

Those lays never bothered me as far as breathing, and I rather like the smell of them. But I will only wear one for a little while. They're just too girly-looking for me!

[rockstar!]

I bought lei's and put them around my girls necks in Pattaya, I like the smell, and it helped with the funk of the sewers there! I was sniffing them like a gluehead huffing a bag of rubber cement!!!!

[Denver]

Originally Posted by gez

This is ideal if you want to butterfly.

That was the cunning plan Sir Gez, you got it in one!

"Deducerer" badge is in the post to you now. 555555

[Bafana]

Interesting thread.

I like gettign my last night lay in too

But it does start to become annoying after about an hour unless its a big one and does'nt hug your neck alot. I normally take it off after a small while and carry it around with me for the rest of the night or give it to a nice LBFM to wear until we get back to the hotel lah...

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Bafana

Interesting thread.

I like gettign my last night lay in too

But it does start to become annoying after about an hour unless its a big one and does'nt hug your neck alot. I normally take it off after a small while and carry it around with me for the rest of the night or give it to a nice LBFM to wear until we get back to the hotel lah...

You are right Bafana lah! There's nothing wrong with getting your lay in on your last night! or two or three come to think of it!! There will always be plenty of helpers to make sure your lay gets back to your hotel in one piece!!

Then you can press it on the mattress as a momento of your holiday!!