Trouble with toilettes on Patong beach ?

[sweetpartner33]

In many forums are nothing to find about very simple subjects : sanitary units and toilettes on the beach front.

This is not Havard material – but the content is more important as the grammar and English style ! Experience form many Forums and stupid comments – the comment givers and supervisors never thinking that the mother language of the subscriber is not English but he speaks Mandarin ( second spoken language on the world ), Spanish and French as well.

My questions to all readers : why are on Patong beach no simple, permanent CLEAN toilette and shower units in distances of 100 meters installed – paying with 10 Baht for each using ?

I do not thinking about the three small buildings on the three Kilometers beach front.

Thinking about the toilette necessity for families, kids, older people and others and as well for people who want to take a shower without sold water.

Have someone any experience in that big subject ?

After the Tsunami, rebuilding discussions, some rebuilding actions, so many young Thai guy’s who playing pool billiard in the early morning in the Phuket and Pattaya as well – why there is no any progress to see in that subject over the last decade ?

I’m sure that NO any stone moves on the beach with that requirement.

Any substance and qualified comments ?

[stevem]

This is the second time you have posted this. If it concerns you so much, then approach the local authorities who are in a position to do something about it. We on this board, are in no position to go and build a block of toilets.

[fzbkk]

Just shit in the water.

[Allybabba22]

Originally Posted by fzbkk

Just shit in the water.

Like the rest of us..55555..

PS: Well except "Dawsey" but the less said about that the better..555555..

[LivinLOS]

Originally Posted by stevem

This is the second time you have posted this. If it concerns you so much, then approach the local authorities who are in a position to do something about it. We on this board, are in no position to go and build a block of toilets.

Also plastered the same exact post on Thaivisa. cut and paste like a month or more ago..

Cant have much to say to be reposting the precise text again ?!?!?

[Dodger]

Could have a real weak bladder or incontedawseynance and therefore is very important to him/her.

[the bigboy]

use a diaper ,or do what i do get a hotel or guesthouse close to the beach then you can shit in your own bathroom

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by Allybabba22

Like the rest of us..55555..

PS: Well except "Dawsey" but the less said about that the better..555555..

It wasn't in the water Ally,it was on the sand

Just dug a hole with my heel and curled it out

I'm never gonna live this down

[Tyfon]

Originally Posted by stevem

We on this board, are in no position to go and build a block of toilets.

I beg to differ: This forum no doubt contains architects, labourers, brickies, plumbers, electricians, signwriters, painters, decorators... in fact every skill required to build a serious, luxury, all-singing-all-dancing, state-of-the-art, 21st century toilet block, the envy of SE Asia and the world. A toilet block to end all toilet blocks. A toilet block that would put all other toilet blocks to shame and cause them to cast themselves into the sea. A toilet block that would last for a thousand years - an uber-toilet block, if you will. A bog for all seasons. A toilet block that would nullify earthquakes and halt tsunamis, a toilet block that would lead the world in the development of a vaccine for human-bird flu before it even exists.

Gentlemen, it is our duty, nay obligation, to render unto humanity this immeasurable gift such that the names of it's creators will live forever in the pantheon of humankind's greatest benefactors...

Now, if only we can raise the hundred baht to bung the planning authorities...

[anubis]

Originally Posted by Tyfon

I beg to differ: This forum no doubt contains architects, labourers, brickies, plumbers, electricians, signwriters, painters, decorators... in fact every skill required to build a serious, luxury, all-singing-all-dancing, state-of-the-art, 21st century toilet block, the envy of SE Asia and the world. A toilet block to end all toilet blocks. A toilet block that would put all other toilet blocks to shame and cause them to cast themselves into the sea. A toilet block that would last for a thousand years - an uber-toilet block, if you will. A bog for all seasons. A toilet block that would nullify earthquakes and halt tsunamis, a toilet block that would lead the world in the development of a vaccine for human-bird flu before it even exists.

Gentlemen, it is our duty, nay obligation, to render unto humanity this immeasurable gift such that the names of it's creators will live forever in the pantheon of humankind's greatest benefactors...

Now, if only we can raise the hundred baht to bung the planning authorities...

Nice post, you´ll be the organizer and I´ll raise the hundred baht 555555

[hugos]

Originally Posted by dawsey

It wasn't in the water Ally,it was on the sand

Just dug a hole with my heel and curled it out

I'm never gonna live this down

555, sry dawsey, but everytime i think about sh...ting on the beach i think about the "dawsey".... lol... but i had the problem many times... i just jumped into the sea and did the deed..... (sry for the people from the banana boat who fell inside.....)....

so the toilets on patong beach are better then no toilets..... and if you want good toilets on the beach..... build them or just go where they are.....

Hugo

[stevem]

Originally Posted by Tyfon

I beg to differ: This forum no doubt contains architects, labourers, brickies, plumbers, electricians, signwriters, painters, decorators... in fact every skill required to build a serious, luxury, all-singing-all-dancing, state-of-the-art, 21st century toilet block, the envy of SE Asia and the world. A toilet block to end all toilet blocks. A toilet block that would put all other toilet blocks to shame and cause them to cast themselves into the sea. A toilet block that would last for a thousand years - an uber-toilet block, if you will. A bog for all seasons. A toilet block that would nullify earthquakes and halt tsunamis, a toilet block that would lead the world in the development of a vaccine for human-bird flu before it even exists.

Gentlemen, it is our duty, nay obligation, to render unto humanity this immeasurable gift such that the names of it's creators will live forever in the pantheon of humankind's greatest benefactors...

Now, if only we can raise the hundred baht to bung the planning authorities...

And only western toilets, none of this squat crap.

[Sirgezza]

Dawsey can build the outside structure
Dirty Mike can do the electrics
I'll do the financial management for the project
Do we have a plumber, plasterer?

[the bigboy]

there are some toiletgroups near the beach when you are on the corner bangla \ rat u tit go left drive to the next traffic lights go left follow the road to the beach on the left there are some restaurants on the right there is a toilet group

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by gez

Dawsey can build the outside structure
Dirty Mike can do the electrics
I'll do the financial management for the project
Do we have a plumber, plasterer?

I USED TO DO A BIT OF BUILDING AND PAINTING WHEN I LIVED IN BOSTON/NY AND SF........... BUT IM PHAENG MAK MAK............5555555.....
IJ

[Sirgezza]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

I USED TO DO A BIT OF BUILDING AND PAINTING WHEN I LIVED IN BOSTON/NY AND SF........... BUT IM PHAENG MAK MAK............5555555.....
IJ

SORRY, BUT WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY MAD IRISH COWBOY BUILDERS ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by gez

SORRY, BUT WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY MAD IRISH COWBOY BUILDERS ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!

FAIR ENOUGH............WHEN YOU HAVE IT BUILT I WILL SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WALLS.........55................
IJ

[seafox]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

FAIR ENOUGH............WHEN YOU HAVE IT BUILT I WILL SHIT ALL OVE RHTE FLOOR AND WALLS.........55................
IJ

I guess we better plan to have a faucet and high pressure hose next to them also so that we can clean them out after IJ enacts his revenge on Gez. And make sure there is a downhill pitch to the floor.

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by seafox

I guess we better plan to have a faucet and high pressure hose next to them also so that we can clean them out after IJ enacts his revenge on Gez. And make sure there is a downhill pitch to the floor.

Or just wait for the next big wave.

[Benjy]

Think someone owns a Beach Toilet Building company.

Just go in the water, Im sure if there were toilets near the beach they would just dump it out into the sea anyway.

[erik1]

Originally Posted by gez

Dawsey can build the outside structure
Dirty Mike can do the electrics
I'll do the financial management for the project
Do we have a plumber, plasterer?

Plasterer? You mean making the walls white? Just let all the girls do a handjon there for the BM's and the walls will be white in a few days

That way it is a true MTB Forum project

[Sirgezza]

I reckon it should be called ''DAWSEY'S DWELLING''......

and let the great man himself christen the sh!tter.

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by gez

I reckon it should be called ''DAWSEY'S DWELLING''......

and let the great man himself christen the sh!tter.

5555555555555 Nice one Gez.

[Denver]

I reckon this would be a great backdrop to the new bogs on Patong Beach!!

Wipe clean of course!!