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02-07-2006, 13:06
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I'm another of the Millenium "KANGAROOTERS". 
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Ah - finally reappeared from the Birthday handover FT? !!! You've been a bit quiet recently.
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02-07-2006, 15:09
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a delinquent wan-a-be presumptuous bastard,
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Thought this was the "entry requirement" to be a KANGAROOTER !!!!!.
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02-07-2006, 16:59
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Thought this was the "entry requirement" to be a KANGAROOTER !!!!!.
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Requirements for entry to the KANGAROOTERS CLUB.
1. Spent time at Seahome,
2. Drank at the original 20 Leith St.
3. Deviate,
4. Delinquent,
5. Presumptuous,
6. Piss pot,
7. Illiterate, and
8. Above all else be a real BASTARD.
If you meet all of the above criteria, we might consider accepting your application, to join this most magnificent of aristocratic clubs.
And now for the most important proviso for membership to this club.
You must admit to being a “BOATIE WANKER”.

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02-07-2006, 18:05
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Requirements for entry to the KANGAROOTERS CLUB.
1. Spent time at Seahome,
2. Drank at the original 20 Leith St.
3. Deviate,
4. Delinquent,
5. Presumptuous,
6. Piss pot,
7. Illiterate, and
8. Above all else be a real BASTARD.
If you meet all of the above criteria, we might consider accepting your application, to join this most magnificent of aristocratic clubs.
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Numbers 3 to 8 , I certainly qualify. With number 2 , I have definately drunk in the original Leith Street, because it is in Edinburgh , not sure about the number, as there are a lot of bars and I was p*ssed.
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Leith Street is the top of Leith Walk which runs from Edinburgh to Leith. Here is the top of Leith Street, with the tenements and balcony, Leith Street Terrace, running at 1st floor level.
This area was re-developed in the 1970s. The tenements have now been replaced by the King James Hotel.
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Don't know about Seahome , sounds like a place full of old seamen (or is that semen !!!) , so I guess I miss out on that one. BUT, I've still got the t-shirt. 
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02-07-2006, 19:20
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LM,
Those that received a Kangarooters shirt may not have met all of your 'requirements' for membership, however ALL were carefully vetted for their committments to the Kangarooters values and I can personally guarantee that they are all piss heads !!!
I must say, I'm somewhat surprised it took everyone so long to guess your identity with the huge clue you put on your posts! Ask Gollum to show you my latest toy!!
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02-07-2006, 20:10
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LM,
I must say, I'm somewhat surprised it took everyone so long to guess your identity with the huge clue you put on your posts! Ask Gollum to show you my latest toy!!
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Will do Champion, heard a rumor that you'd moved from AS to D. 
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02-07-2006, 20:28
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Ask Gollum to show you my latest toy!!
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Welcome to board Champion - so now its as your your identity?? S N M ?? And what are you doing playing with Gollum's toys - he far too busy as it is!!
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02-07-2006, 20:31
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Requirements for entry to the KANGAROOTERS CLUB[/color].
7. Illiterate
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Well LM unless someone else typed this for you - you must forthwith no-longer consider yourself a KANGAROOTER !!
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03-07-2006, 04:21
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And what are you doing playing with Gollum's toys - he far too busy as it is!!
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He's actually playing with MY toys - and much fun it gave me too!!!

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03-07-2006, 15:13
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Well LM unless someone else typed this for you - you must forthwith no-longer consider yourself a KANGAROOTER !!
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Dhat's what I uses the speal and gammer chock for, also my rusty Autralian Dictomey and Thewalrus.
So dat I dono mak ny mistacs, so dere.
The truth is I moved on from Seahome,and no longer have that evil liquid rotting my brain cells away and coursing through my veins making me do stupid things.
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03-07-2006, 23:54
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He's actually playing with MY toys - and much fun it gave me too!!!

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Still giving me vast amounts of amusement. S N M still has no benefit from my toys. 
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04-07-2006, 12:42
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He's actually playing with MY toys - and much fun it gave me too!!!

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So confirmed as DT - welcome - time for your sister to sign up to the forum.
Not sure what toys you been playing with Gollum - more elaboration required so see you Wed (Tin).
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04-07-2006, 14:48
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Welcome Champion
Now we are having a lively thread between seriously deranged people.
I met all criteria for Little Man except Seahome.I was recently in the new 20 Leith Street bar on my last Visa run. 
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04-07-2006, 15:58
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I met all criteria for Little Man except Seahome.I was recently in the new 20 Leith Street bar on my last Visa run. 
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Leaving tonight on my travel, 1st stop BKK then UK. Stopping in Paradise on 20 July for a couple of days on way back to Aust, so c u all then. 
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05-07-2006, 21:58
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Seahome
Hey LM, we vetted the new Kangarooters very carefully. Noone that was not seriously debauched was considered. Those that made the cut had to be deranged in a way that only Kangarooters could understand!
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05-07-2006, 23:34
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Hey LM, we vetted the new Kangarooters very carefully. Noone that was not seriously debauched was considered. Those that made the cut had to be deranged in a way that only Kangarooters could understand!
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Now this has to be S N M - 55555555555555  - but note Champion this is the L o E Gentlemen - nothing sexist - you ladies have your own run - so esteemed GM take note - Champion should be given a DD for every post Twisted Sister makes in this thread
Have a good trip back T S - sorry didnt make it out tonight - as your probably giggling away I spent 2.5 hours following the wrong Hasher - got cramp - slipped on barbed wire - walked nearly to Chalong Temple ... etc etc .... so that was an 'interesting' Tin Man for sure - and for that go Italy - those Aussies really ARE %&#$%% !! 
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06-07-2006, 00:52
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K2 - next time.
K2 - I did my version of first leg in 40 minutes missing out all that nasty hilly stuff.Next time lets head out together and we will get to the beer truck OK. 
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06-07-2006, 02:04
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Twisted Sister , you are not Extraordinary or a Gentleman ..........
........................but there again , neither is your brother.
Perhaps you should start your own thread ...............about the "Rusties". 
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06-07-2006, 09:42
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K2 - I did my version of first leg in 40 minutes missing out all that nasty hilly stuff.Next time lets head out together and we will get to the beer truck OK. 
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When I fiannly came out onto the cement road was on paper - but I guess thats where the truck was 1st O ? - getting lost had to happen one day - and was some great views up at the top of the hills and proves need I need to loose a good few kgs !!
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06-07-2006, 09:45
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Perhaps you should start your own thread ...............about the "Rusties". 
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She's not been on that yet - Pooying Thread then? - and note to TS the Rusties would be most welcoming (2nd Wed every month).
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06-07-2006, 20:40
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[quote=K2] Champion should be given a DD for every post Twisted Sister makes in this thread
K2, As I am very rarely in the lovely Kingdom for these very special runs, perhaps anyone who has a Kangarooters shirt could do Twisted sisters DD for me, or as it was your idea, perhaps you should do them all whenever I am not there !!!!
Go the froggies !!! 
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06-07-2006, 20:53
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......anyone who has a Kangarooters shirt could do Twisted sisters DD for me.......
Go the froggies !!! 
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Looks like Gollum gets that job then ... he's got better credentials then me ...
As for the froggies - only hope is a Henry 'slip' inspired penalty otherwise will be pizza party all round 
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