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Crustasian · #**106** 23-08-2006, 19:45

Yesterday me and K2 did the walk through of the second and third legs.

He picked me up at 3pm and I eventually got home sometime after 4am

Our extended patrol included a pub crawl in Kamala and a tour of Bangla with multiple gins in Champagne bar.

We have located the Rat and all other of Gollums hidden harem.

We have come to the conclusion that Gollum prefers angry looking women.

Gollum · #**107** 23-08-2006, 19:55

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Originally Posted by Crustasian

Yesterday We have located the Rat and all other of Gollums hidden harem.

We have come to the conclusion that Gollum prefers angry looking women.

As long as they fight amongst themselves

and don't pick on me I'm happy, and Rat is only one of the few in Kamala that I play around with.

faultytowers · #**108** 23-08-2006, 23:06

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Originally Posted by Crustasian

We have located the Rat and all other of Gollums hidden harem.

Eeess a rat Mr. Faulty !!!!!!!!!

PS. Not sure about Rat , thought it was more a case of.............

......"The wheel's still turning but the hamsters dead".

Little Man · #**109** 24-08-2006, 17:38

[quote=faultytowers;226722]Eeess a rat Mr. Faulty !!!!!!!!!

So which one's the GF.

the Hammster, the Rat or Manuel

K2 · #**110** 24-08-2006, 18:40

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Originally Posted by Gollum

..... and Rat is only one of the few in Kamala that I play around with.

LM - why quibble?? - must be all 3 of them

and then some as thay just some of the 'few' ..... meanwhile in a Galaxy Faa Faa away ........... Mmmmmmmmm - I think Kamala has really recoverd from the tsunami and needs further attention.

Had a great night out with Crusty and only feel about back to rights now - think finally got back at 6am although its all hazy - I could have been Faa away -- perhaps in my dreams

Little Man · #**111** 24-08-2006, 20:35

Good news!

The LM will be back to celebrate Xmas & NY

Prior to my departure from the LDU.

I promise to scour all the Garden Centers within a 100Km range of my home, in the hope that I can find some of out illustrious leader’s relatives, so that they can be reunited.

Gollum · #**112** 25-08-2006, 19:39

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I could have been Faa away -- perhaps in my dreams

You wish, I'll pass on your regards when I see her next week.

Crustasian · #**113** 26-08-2006, 23:59

We could not resist it.After doing the first leg instead of going to the Saturday practice Hash we revisited the same bar.

All the girls were busy doing their make up and were surprised to see us again.The Rat was very confused about why me and K2 kept looking at her and laughing.

K2 · #**114** 27-08-2006, 15:31

Yes seems to be strong gravitational pull to a certain spot in Kamala these days and I could'nt resist another peak today either (with the Mrs

) - and a very nice curry at Singha's (he was in this time).

K2 · #**115** 30-08-2006, 19:24

With a mere 6 days to go until our next gathering - why has it all gone quiet here ???

Hiding out huh? !

Little Man · #**116** 30-08-2006, 19:58

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Originally Posted by K2

With a mere 6 days to go until our next gathering - why has it all gone quiet here ???

Hiding out huh? !

Ok so everybody’s being a bit shy out there, what’s wrong with you all, scared of a bit of ice or are you under the thumb?

Well, sorry I’ll not be at this monumental meeting of legendary minds, as some of us have to work to pay for our pleasure.

Now to the important bit of this message, do not let the GG forget that Gollum is representing me at this gathering!

Have fun

Crustasian · #**117** 31-08-2006, 02:58

On Tuesday did the final walk through with Vertical and K2.Needless to say we had to stop in Kamala again and show the GM our findings.

He went home and we proceeded to do another bar crawl of Patong.This time we went for a great feast of Indian food at the Narval then met Faulty Towers in MTB before drinking ourselves stupid in Champagne.

It is the only way to prepare for the main event.

K2 · #**118** 31-08-2006, 13:04

A serious week of hard work preparing for next week

further continued last night - dropped in a Dingo's to assess his virgin credentials - but unfortunately he's on a visa run

so hope he's doing proper preparations for his big night!

Gollum laying low LM - in deep thought contemplating the effect of your non-attendence and surely working is a lame excuse not to attend

55555

Enjoyed do the recce with Crustasian and our esteemed GM Sir - like LM he bailed due to work and left it to Crusty and me to bat on - which we did in some style

Question to FualtyTowers (aka AG) - when does 5 mins = 3 hours?

faultytowers · #**119** 31-08-2006, 19:11

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Originally Posted by K2

Question to FualtyTowers (aka AG) - when does 5 mins = 3 hours?

You mean she lied to me ???? I'm sure I lasted at least 10 minutes.

faultytowers · #**120** 31-08-2006, 19:17

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Originally Posted by Little Man

Ok so everybody’s being a bit shy out there, what’s wrong with you all, scared of a bit of ice or are you under the thumb?

Saw the GM on "the practice hash" on Saturday , he was sheltering under a mushroom from the rain. He was also taking names for the LOEG , mines is #1 on the list , guess I'll be getting a fair ammount of sHit !!!! but , I will remind him that Gollum is your stand-in and that K2 called him a short ass.

Little Man · #**121** 31-08-2006, 19:27

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Originally Posted by faultytowers

Saw the GM on "the practice hash" on Saturday , he was sheltering under a mushroom from the rain. He was also taking names for the LOEG , mines is #1 on the list , guess I'll be getting a fair ammount of sHit !!!! but , I will remind him that Gollum is your stand-in and that K2 called him a short ass.

Nice to know that you’ve got my 6 FT,

When you’re traveling through the bush there, remember to check the soles of your shoes in case you trample some obnoxious minute organism.

vertical · #**122** 31-08-2006, 21:43

Little Man has been active again and has sent me a rather insulting PM. Is he a mate of yours? The reason I ask is, that he has nominated you to take his place in Death Row at our next Jolly Boys’ Outing. However, to his credit he states that he will be back here at Christmas to take his punishment.

Oh, I can’t wait until Christmas. It’s like being eight years old again. Just remember, Christmas is not just for kids - it’s for GMs too!

Santa Claus is coming to town . . . he knows if you’ve been bad or good . . .

vertical · #**123** 31-08-2006, 21:59

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Originally Posted by faultytowers

Saw the GM on "the practice hash" on Saturday , he was sheltering under a mushroom from the rain. He was also taking names for the LOEG , mines is #1 on the list , guess I'll be getting a fair ammount of sHit !!!! but , I will remind him that Gollum is your stand-in and that K2 called him a short ass.

Thanks, that’s another one I’ve just added to the list.

K2 · #**124** 01-09-2006, 00:36

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Originally Posted by vertical

Little Man has been active again and has sent me a rather insulting PM. Is he a mate of yours? The reason I ask is, that he has nominated you to take his place in Death Row at our next Jolly Boys’ Outing. However, to his credit he states that he will be back here at Christmas to take his punishment.

Poor Gollum - you'll fatten him up on all LM's coke's

BTW Gollum has gone into hiding.

Little Man · #**125** 01-09-2006, 11:36

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Originally Posted by K2

Poor Gollum - you'll fatten him up on all LM's coke's

BTW Gollum has gone into hiding.

Coke! Coke!! Bullsh*t K2,

that tight fisted GG only gives me H2O and you can imagine what that would do to Gollum's delicate physique.

faultytowers · #**126** 01-09-2006, 18:05

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Originally Posted by vertical

Oh, I can’t wait until Christmas. It’s like being eight years old again.

Only shorter !!!!!!!