The time has come once again for The Little Man to visit the LOS. Christmas is coming and I’m due a visit, two whole weeks in paradise.
Now to the important aspects of my yuletide trip, firstly to get in the good books of our illustrious Grand Master who will be referred to from now on as His Honor, His Highness or His Holiness.
Anybody who does not refer to his Honor by this term or one of the other terms that he should be respectively referred to should be castigated at the Yuletide gathering of the LOEG.
Any persons who try to undermine or besmirch my character to His Highness are just jealous due to the fact that I and His Holiness can virtually see eye to eye.
I will take great delight in perusing this complete thread, gathering as much dirt and innuendo as possible to discredit them in the eyes of His Honor.
We have all heard the rumors and innuendo during the year that His Highness is related to the people who reside in the rose filled cottage gardens in the English country side,

hanging around fish ponds and hiding under mushrooms, also requiring ladders so that they can see above the plants and observe what real people in the real world are doing.
Lies, it’s all lies I tell you, it’s not true,

it is my belief that His Holiness is descendent from a long lost tribe of people known as the Facarwe Tribe,

an honorable group of people who the world has chosen to ignore.
