The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Crustasian]

Sod tradition - let's have our own thread.

Here we can post and comment on our epic adventures without clogging up the main HHH line.

Vertical is the current GM - work it out for yourselves.

I will be attending in August.

WARNING: CONTENTS OF OUR ENDEAVOURS ARE RESTRICTED. LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. BE DISCREET WITH YOUR VERBAGE!!!!.

[Little Man]

Require the date of this illustrious event so that I may attempt to put in to action a plan of attack for my visit to the ice.

This of course depends on what the situation is with the current squeeze and finances, after my month long trip in July.

All hail our magnificent, illustrious and humongous leader of the vertical challenged clan.

Definitions
Magnificent (Bow legged bandicoot)
Illustrious (Sun reflecting/blinding dome)
Humongous (Short A*se, Little, Dwarf, Pigmy and Stumpy)

[LivinLOS]

Sometime I liik at the hash thread and simply wonder when google are going to start a google translation from Hasher to English

[K2]

LiL (S) you'd make a great Hasher - some day should come along - perhaps you and Geir jointly then he wont have to suffer alone .

[K2]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Sod tradition - let's have our own thread.

Good idea Crustasian - this has the potential to be a dangerous thread.

For starters ice for Mr FT for calling Gollum and me "Thickos" - how the f##* are we supposed to recognise the owner of the dogs he posted as a clue to LM's identity!!!

[LivinLOS]

Originally Posted by K2

LiL (S) you'd make a great Hasher - some day should come along - perhaps you and Geir jointly then he wont have to suffer alone .

Perhaps your not aware of my stand on sporting activity / exercise ??

To be honest I probably should.. Another new bunch of expats to met greet and banter with.. But its just the running problem I am worried about, could I keep it under control, would I get hooked ?? The drinking club sounds fine its just this dark underbelly of exersize that scares me.

[K2]

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Perhaps your not aware of my stand on sporting activity / exercise ??

The drinking club sounds fine its just this dark underbelly of exersize that scares me.

We have the same attitude towards exercise S ..... the less the better and you dont need to worry about the running part ... walk is optional ... always a good few people to have a good chat and beer with (who dont run either).

[Crustasian]

Originally Posted by K2

Good idea Crustasian - this has the potential to be a dangerous thread.

For starters ice for Mr FT for calling Gollum and me "Thickos" - how the f##* are we supposed to recognise the owner of the dogs he posted as a clue to LM's identity!!!

Well said K2 - can't be too careful.

I think the dog photo is a red herring

[Gollum]

Originally Posted by K2

We have the same attitude towards exercise S ..... the less the better and you dont need to worry about the running part ... walk is optional ... always a good few people to have a good chat and beer with (who dont run either).

You mean we could run, fcuk me I never realised that, I just thought that standing round the beer truck drinking was the order of the day, except on Marauds of course.

[Little Man]

For starters ice for Mr FT for calling Gollum and me "Thickos" - how the f##* are we supposed to recognise the owner of the dogs he posted as a clue to LM's identity!!![/quote]

I suggest you ask Mr. FT what a Bampot is, he should know as he's not a Sassenach.

[K2]

Originally Posted by Little Man

I suggest you ask Mr. FT what a Bampot is, he should know as he's not a Sassenach.

Well Mr FT - when you have a moment .......... a response is required - no more red herrings !!

[Little Man]

Originally Posted by K2

Well Mr FT - when you have a moment .......... a response is required - no more red herrings !!

To the Bangla Bampots here are the clues so far.

It’s pretty obvious that I know of the GM’s height problems.
That I know of the proposal to have a garden gnome supplied to represent the GM.
I’m not a bloody Kiwi.
The term Bampot is from Scotland; therefore I must have a some connection to Scotland.
I am very happy to slag off our exulted GM.
I know intimate details of Gollums nefarious life.
I’ll be visiting the land of Smiles, twice in July.

Here is another 6 clues for you, if you don’t get it now, you’ll have to wait till I arrive and reveal myself.

Here goes! Let’s see if these clues will help you 2 bampots

1. Born in the same county as the bloke who has his own ice.

2. Oh my g*d I’m taller than Vertical but that’s not hard to do.

3. A full head of hair.

4. Though I must admit I’m not as tall as Billpay.

5. I was on the last maraud, (The songkran 1 you Bangla Bampots) No. 48 “Muhammed’s Birthday”.

6. Enough of this! Had a look through the HHH threads, lo and behold, found a photo of me, being my usual big happy self. You can just see me in the background with all my mates.

If you haven’t got it by now, you definitely are Bampots, I'll attach a signature as soon as you 2 solve the problem!

[Gollum]

Originally Posted by Little Man

To the Bangla Bampots here are the clues so far.

It’s pretty obvious that I know of the GM’s height problems.
That I know of the proposal to have a garden gnome supplied to represent the GM.
I’m not a bloody Kiwi.
The term Bampot is from Scotland; therefore I must have a some connection to Scotland.
I am very happy to slag off our exulted GM.
I know intimate details of Gollums nefarious life.
I’ll be visiting the land of Smiles, twice in July.

Here is another 6 clues for you, if you don’t get it now, you’ll have to wait till I arrive and reveal myself.

Here goes! Let’s see if these clues will help you 2 bampots

1. Born in the same county as the bloke who has his own ice.

2. Oh my g*d I’m taller than Vertical but that’s not hard to do.

3. A full head of hair.

4. Though I must admit I’m not as tall as Billpay.

5. I was on the last maraud, (The songkran 1 you Bangla Bampots) No. 48 “Muhammed’s Birthday”.

6. Enough of this! Had a look through the HHH threads, lo and behold, found a photo of me, being my usual big happy self. You can just see me in the background with all my mates.

If you haven’t got it by now, you definitely are Bampots, I'll attach a signature as soon as you 2 solve the problem!

If I've got it right I'll buy you a coke when you're here

Deep throat & Show No Mercy would as well but they'll have gone by then

[Crustasian]

Little Man:

The last clue was so generous that Gollum figured it out.I think you can now come into the public arena.

[Crustasian]

Our glorious leader had a few Kilkennies and I told him that we are up and running with this thread.He is happy to have it in existance.

[K2]

LM - a curious choice for BM name - still the last clues plus some assitance finally got there - so SD or S3 it it - well welcome most warmly and its been good having your fellow Boatie's here (DT and S N M). Did oir best to console DT and S N M by devising a new global empire for S N M - perhaps if she joins the board she can elaborate!

Looks forward to seeing you again soon S3 - perhaps if you'd chosen Coke as your BM name I may have got it quicker - but then again combined brain power of Gollum and me somewhat limited as you already know!

[K2]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Our glorious leader had a few Kilkennies

A 'few' Crustasian - he was legless by the time he made it into Champagne!

(No references to height implied or intended).

[vertical]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Our glorious leader had a few Kilkennies and I told him that we are up and running with this thread.He is happy to have it in existance.

Yes, like the thread, it’s a great idea. Also, agree with you Crustasian – BE DISCREET.

[vertical]

Originally Posted by K2

A 'few' Crustasian - he was legless by the time he made it into Champagne!

(No references to height implied or intended).

Oh you cheeky bugger! I walked in and out totally unaided. Don't remember speaking to you though.

[vertical]

Originally Posted by Little Man

To the Bangla Bampots here are the clues so far.

It’s pretty obvious that I know of the GM’s height problems.
That I know of the proposal to have a garden gnome supplied to represent the GM.
I’m not a bloody Kiwi.
The term Bampot is from Scotland; therefore I must have a some connection to Scotland.
I am very happy to slag off our exulted GM.
I know intimate details of Gollums nefarious life.
I’ll be visiting the land of Smiles, twice in July.

Here is another 6 clues for you, if you don’t get it now, you’ll have to wait till I arrive and reveal myself.

Here goes! Let’s see if these clues will help you 2 bampots

1. Born in the same county as the bloke who has his own ice.

2. Oh my g*d I’m taller than Vertical but that’s not hard to do.

3. A full head of hair.

4. Though I must admit I’m not as tall as Billpay.

5. I was on the last maraud, (The songkran 1 you Bangla Bampots) No. 48 “Muhammed’s Birthday”.

6. Enough of this! Had a look through the HHH threads, lo and behold, found a photo of me, being my usual big happy self. You can just see me in the background with all my mates.

If you haven’t got it by now, you definitely are Bampots, I'll attach a signature as soon as you 2 solve the problem!

Are you craving attention?

[vertical]

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Sometime I liik at the hash thread and simply wonder when google are going to start a google translation from Hasher to English

Itis writtin en Inglesh. Liik moor clasly atit nexxtime.

[K2]

Originally Posted by vertical

Oh you cheeky bugger! I walked in and out totally unaided. Don't remember speaking to you though.

Dont think you were on conversational mode - in fact nearly in need to change your BM name to Horizontal !!