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12-10-2006, 13:40
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Unofficial Faulty Trip Report
Well folks -
Guess who's back?!  yep Faulty Towers has made a sneaky surprise return - welcome back and he was well planned enough to co-incide with the Iron Pussy run hummmmm he must like to be have drunk screaming girls all over the place after a marathon trek from the UK.
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#2
12-10-2006, 13:52
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Well, given that he left MTB to go up to your place to see the results of the Iron Pussy run, I guess he must like drunken, screaming women around him. I notice K1 had overrefreshed herself and wasn't present.
But on to more important things .... I was dragged away by one of those drunken, screaming women before you all got up to Love Bar, so what I'm really dying to know is: did he puke again?
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12-10-2006, 13:57
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The sneaky old fart returns huh?
Well Kev, I reckon he won't be posting much about this tour, after his major dummyspit last time....  Perhaps you can keep us all informed of what shenanigans the old fart gets up to?...........He seemed to spend alot of time at Champagne a go go last visit.....Shouldn't be too hard to monitor him. At least Gollum now has someone that will peel a grape for him when he's hungry.
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12-10-2006, 13:58
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Som num na DB (or is that no Som 55555 Maybe maybe not huh?!) - I doubt if Geir was still around at Love Bar by the time FT finally departed ... and no he did not  even after numerous vodka/cokes and assorted shooters.DB - cricky has'nt Gollum aged - must be all those heavy duty runs he does ... or is it all those visits to a galaxy Faa Faa away?  Alas K1 was given too many DD in the circle and passed out - send your woman on the Iron Pussy at your peril !
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12-10-2006, 14:03
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Your and his trip overlap by 3 days .... will see if Bill (at Summer breeze) can arrange an ajoining room for you both!
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12-10-2006, 14:19
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Kev, I'm gonna be staying at Phuket Town for my first 2 nights, then heading off on the bike for 4-5 days.....Should be far enough away from him? For some unknown reason, Bill won't allow myself or Faulty, to have accomodation at the same time under the one roof.  BTW, don't let him hijack this thread of yours!
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15-10-2006, 13:31
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Was not out for days 2 and 3 and Gollum's being lazy
- still by all accounts things going ok ... no no lost camera.So sat hash we enjoyed the view - rather than the mountaineering - was an unusual spot on the east of Koh Sirey - and a very good circle. IJ back in town - great to see you back, and likewise Half Mast who is yet to become a BM - an enjoyable night all round
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15-10-2006, 21:52
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No I bloody well was not was spending more time than usual in that other galaxy faa faa away.
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17-10-2006, 23:56
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Didn't seem to stop you and Crusty taking the Death Star for a spin over there last night though did it? Shame that I had already made a trip over there earlier in the X-Wing. and managed to divert the Death Star on the way back for a few more before we hit the gravity well back to our own galaxy.
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18-10-2006, 00:00
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normal bm's dont understand hash speak!!
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18-10-2006, 00:05
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I think Gollum gets a little mixed up between his love for 2 different science fistion trilogies, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars(a few more than a trilogy). just differnet modes of coveyance to their favorite watering holes.
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18-10-2006, 00:18
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An in joke between me, K2 and Crusty. We have been referring to in another couple of threads about the galaxy faa! faa! away (A few other BM's know of where we speak) And it's most definitely NOT Hash speak. The nearest we could describe it, is as being a cross between Star Wars & Shrek 2, and with other references Fawlty Towers and LOTR. Don't try to understand it, it's a case of if you don't know you'll never understand - It'll take too long to explain here. Your next trip over (both of you) we'll show and tell (Maybe)
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18-10-2006, 03:57
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No we won't (you should be so Lucky ... Lucky, Lucky Lucky Lucky  ) - thats why its in here !!!! If was supposed to be understood by 'normal' BM's (muggles) then would be made thus so.
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18-10-2006, 20:29
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i bow and apologize, i didnt realize i was in your little cult room serious guys, i didnt even realize i was in the HHH room. sorry. was just joking
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18-10-2006, 21:18
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No Hash here just Harry Potter, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, typical Gollum and K2 speak.
Can be a bit confusing for those who don't know about Gollums Secret Life.
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18-10-2006, 21:24
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What's so secret about it? seems as if every body on this thread apart from Marc26 and Seafox seem to understand/know about my secret identity.
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18-10-2006, 21:27
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Exactly 90% of the BM's no about your Precious
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18-10-2006, 21:35
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You are obviously one of the BM/Hashers unaware of my secret identity, it only materialises in the galaxy faa! faa! away. My Precious is not a secret (well not any more). 
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18-10-2006, 22:27
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Sorry I wont be around for any more of the Faulty Oct '06 tour - hope you enjoy the rest of your stay and feel lots better soon.
Will leave it to the Middle Earth GM to continue as he so wishes - I'm off to the Faa side of the universe to escape from the Iron Pussy's!
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19-10-2006, 10:50
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I was staying out of it, for fear of being labelled.
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19-10-2006, 15:22
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Not going to buy into this one Gollum, as I obviously know a lot more that you think I do. Will c u @ Xmas  |