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Old 28-11-2006, 18:21
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In conjunction with P.I.S.H. because of the stupidity of the actions of the cnuts on the committee a lobby group has been set up.

They will meet in Faulty Towers on the Saturday afternoons to drink beer and talk bullsh1t.

All Hashers without transport are welcome including car owners who prefer the bus.
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Old 28-11-2006, 18:45
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I have a name that may suit the S L O B S at your bar.

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How does that sound Crusty ???????????
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Old 28-11-2006, 20:29
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In conjunction with P.I.S.H. because of the stupidity of the actions of the cnuts on the committee a lobby group has been set up.

They will meet in Faulty Towers on the Saturday afternoons to drink beer and talk bullsh1t.

All Hashers without transport are welcome


I'll be joining you for a couple of Saturdays over Christmas & New Year.

Long live the S.L.O.B.S.
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Old 30-11-2006, 01:12
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How does that sound Crusty ???????????

We don't have many white women using the bar.
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(B-I-T-C-H-E-S)


Uhhhh??? Well now....


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Old 30-11-2006, 09:33
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Hashers with transport unwelcome then?

I'm going to take the girls myself - this way I can save up to 800 Baht - and if the run is near or en route to Kamala - I'm happy to pick up girls and Singha (the Hasher not the beer).

Maybe there wont be enough room for the Mrs and I can get lost on route ... hmmm maybe this was'nt such a bad idea after all.
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Maybe there wont be enough room for the Mrs and I can get lost on route ... hmmm maybe this was'nt such a bad idea after all.

Now now Kev settle down.......but good thinkin there.
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I'm going to take the girls myself - this way I can save up to 800 Baht - and if the run is near or en route to Kamala - I'm happy to pick up girls and Singha (the Hasher not the beer).



Double the bus fare = Less than half the people going on the bus.

I think they could do with some "financial advice".



P.S I'll happily squash into the back seat with all the girls Kev.
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Only prob with taking the girls K2 is it adds to the argument against the bus. My attitude is don't turn up for a few weeks and they may get the message. I have worked out that the decisoion will cost the hash directly B104000, and indirectly B200k- sod em and their big chunky trucks. Apparently as soon as they sat down at the meeting the moaners went on the offensive ( or is that the offensive moaners) and it was a done deal
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P.S I'll happily squash into the back seat with all the girls Kev.

Ummm - the renegade bus driver has had an urgent committee meeting and unilaterally decided that certain persons will not be allowed on the pussy wagon owing to the logistical problems.

Consideration was made on a case by case basis:

Gollum - since if go anywhere near Kamala we always seems to get sucked into a galaxy Faa Faa away and I'm fearful that somewhere there is black hole or wormhole to which it prove impossible to escape. Risk factor 6.5/10

Scud - extreme danger of ending up on a marathon recce and not even making it back to Patong until daybreak. Risk 7/10

No Hope - use of mind control and other unspeakable phsycological mind tricks on the girls and possibly a desire to intoxicate them or me with bus beer. Risk 7/10.

Faulty Towers - perhaps ok heading out - but after consumption of serious amount of beer with Gollum and the other Middle Earth Hashers there is very high risk of on the way back. As this is a free service the provision of pink recepticles is over budget and the pussy wagon is not open sided. Risk 9.2/10

Risk > 5/10 are regrettably barred from use of the pussy wagon

Anyone else wishing to be considered for the pussy wagon should let me know and the committee will reconvine to make a risk assessment.

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No Bus no No Hope, simple as that!!!!
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Only prob with taking the girls K2 is it adds to the argument against the bus.

Fair point Simbo - but the new girls want to see what Hashing is all about - so for this once I will take them out.
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Only prob with taking the girls K2 is it adds to the argument against the bus. My attitude is don't turn up for a few weeks and they may get the message.

I agree with Simbo on this , and will be making the point very verbally to everyone when I arrive.

Also , will be asking why the Hash is paying for t-shirts for all the "brats" at Christmas , if the Hash has extra cash to throw around there are plenty of underprivileged kids around who would benefit more.
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Cool Ammended thread

K2 - I have ammended the intro - just for you.

If you are going to fit all those people into your space wagon it must be a second hand Tardus purchased from Easyrider.
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K2 - I have ammended the intro - just for you.

If you are going to fit all those people into your space wagon it must be a second hand Tardus purchased from Easyrider.


Thanks for the referral Crusty.

I'll charge Kev a few baht more (since he has plenty of money) to cover your spotters fee!

Keep em coming.
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K2 - I have ammended the intro - just for you.

If you are going to fit all those people into your space wagon it must be a second hand Tardus purchased from Easyrider.

Thanks Crusty

Easyrider's second hand tardis --- humm well seem some of the dilithium cystals are missing so sometimes backfires when travelling to galaxies Faa Faa away.

And whats that Craig about me and money ?? ... no mate ... all invested in plutonium, uranium (cheers LivinLOS) and whats that stuff ..pallonium 210 ... still least at last someones found something to use it for ... been sitting in a disused mine in Gagauzia for yonks ... I think I'll call my broker and cash in and get this pussy plane project started.
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Pussy Wagon Raging success

Just got back from inuagral Pussy Wagon outing to todays Sat Hash - had 10 customers - 9 girls (8 from Champs and Angels), 1 prospective .....MMMMMMmmmmmm yes she's got to be kept, even though shes got the most cockney accent I've ever heard on a TG. Even had one guy sneak on (one of Doorbells finds) - so a monster saving of 1000 Bhat to them - and they got me 3 beers - about covers the petrol cost I reckon.

Conversely the official bus had 4 or 5 (depends whos counting) -- oops what was that?! - there was no-one on the bus to count or collect bus fares - net loss 200 or 400 Bhat - depnds on the counting.
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Old 02-12-2006, 20:22
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Conversely the official bus had 4 or 5 (depends whos counting) -- oops what was that?! - there was no-one on the bus to count or collect bus fares - net loss 200 or 400 Bhat - depnds on the counting.

Simple economics might make them wake up to themselves.
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Just got back from inuagral Pussy Wagon outing to todays Sat Hash - .


Sorry Kev , it has now been rechristened the "Traitor's Truck", guess you'll be going for a committee post next.
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Sorry Kev , it has now been rechristened the "Traitor's Truck", guess you'll be going for a committee post next.

No FT - already founder member and hold all Committe posts of The PPP Bus

What this about a 'Traiters Bus'? Would you spend a whole days wages to go on the Hash? I doubt any farang would! The girls enjoy Hashing and its an escape from Bangla for them .... after bus (100 B) Registration (50 B) - and then maybe a drink after the run ..... not much left for them .... grossly unfair.

A before anyones starts labelling me a traitor - think I've tried to show my support for the Hash.
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FT is only trying to blackmail you into saving him a space on the Tongue Tardis
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LOL - OK ... sometimes hard to tell ...I know the wicked tease he is !!

Update: There was lots of talk going on - it was announced that next weeks run (where ever it as there were no Hash sheets) - there will be the issue discussed in the circle. I may suspect the GM will be present.
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