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20-11-2007, 02:09
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So what is the deal with Hash House Harriers?
Just a "drinking club with a running problem"? It seems to me that whenever "sex" and "Asia" come up in conversation together then the HHH make an appearance. How come yellow fever and mongering focussed around a running club? OK so I know that HHH started out in Asia and that the social dimension has always been important. I can understand that Sarong Party Girls and their like may join in order to meet Western guys. But is that really all there is to it? Is it really some kind of secret mongering club - and the running thing is just a cover?? I'm very intrigued.... 
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hehe Best let a hasher answer this one.
Moving the thread to HHH section.
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20-11-2007, 02:27
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Oops sorry. I asked this in the newbie section originally. I didn't realise there was a dedicated HHH section!! But anyway doesn't the very existence of an HHH section on this site kind of prove my point?
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Oops sorry. I asked this in the newbie section originally. I didn't realise there was a dedicated HHH section!! But anyway doesn't the very existence of an HHH section on this site kind of prove my point?
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Not at all. This section is for the Hashers to post everything about hashing and to keep it out of the main forum
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But anyway doesn't the very existence of an HHH section on this site kind of prove my point?
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Since HHH is a world wide organisation (including London) perhaps a little more research on your part is needed.
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20-11-2007, 03:02
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Since HHH is a world wide organisation (including London) perhaps a little more research on your part is needed.
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But research is exactly what I'm trying to do here! That's why I originally asked this in the newbie section. Yes I know there's a branch in London but most of the branches are in Asia and I'm willing to bet that many of the London HHH members have worked as expats in Asia at some point. The reason I ask the question is that I happen to know of at least one Sarong Party Girl type in Taiwan who joined her local HHH club with the primary intention of meeting Western guys. And then there's the presence of HHH on this forum, and indeed on every other forum that discusses mongering in Asia, and then there's all the inside jokes in the comic/sleazy Hardship Posting series of books published in Thailand. I notice that the Hardship Posting website has a link listing Hash Clubs too. There does seem to be a connection yet the Wikipedia entry for the HHH makes no mention of that. I was hoping that someone here might be able to enlighten me....
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But research is exactly what I'm trying to do here! That's why I originally asked this in the newbie section. Yes I know there's a branch in London but most of the branches are in Asia and I'm willing to bet that many of the London HHH members have worked as expats in Asia at some point. The reason I ask the question is that I happen to know of at least one Sarong Party Girl type in Taiwan who joined her local HHH club with the primary intention of meeting Western guys. And then there's the presence of HHH on this forum, and indeed on every other forum that discusses mongering in Asia, and then there's all the inside jokes in the comic/sleazy Hardship Posting series of books published in Thailand. I notice that the Hardship Posting website has a link listing Hash Clubs too. There does seem to be a connection yet the Wikipedia entry for the HHH makes no mention of that. I was hoping that someone here might be able to enlighten me....
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Most of the branches are not in asia. In Melbnourne alone there are 5 clubs in a city of only 5 million. Regonal Victoria probably has a 5 chapters.
The HHH clubs are more of a social event and don't concentrate on the competativeness of running so it would not be unusual for girls/guys joining clubs for the sole purpose of meeting other people.
With the Phuket HHH, there is a healthy mix of both expat and local Thais
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may I ask a quest.... about the HHH, where did the first HHH club took place?
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20-11-2007, 05:28
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Dori: not sure that healthy mix would be the right term for the members of the Phuket Hash.
whuakito: First gathering of these perverts was in KL just prior to WW2. Founder disappeared during the war, believed killed in Singapore when the Japanese invaded. Check faulty's thread for more info.
Dawsey: shouldn't Hobbsy's post about sick videos go in this section too? Let's keep all the sickos locked away in their own little area.
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Most of the branches are not in asia. In Melbnourne alone there are 5 clubs in a city of only 5 million. Regonal Victoria probably has a 5 chapters.
The HHH clubs are more of a social event and don't concentrate on the competativeness of running so it would not be unusual for girls/guys joining clubs for the sole purpose of meeting other people.
With the Phuket HHH, there is a healthy mix of both expat and local Thais
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How many in Brisbane ?
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How many in Brisbane ?
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20-11-2007, 05:39
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Dori: not sure that healthy mix would be the right term for the members of the Phuket Hash.
whuakito: First gathering of these perverts was in KL just prior to WW2. Founder disappeared during the war, believed killed in Singapore when the Japanese invaded. Check faulty's thread for more info.
Dawsey: shouldn't Hobbsy's post about sick videos go in this section too? Let's keep all the sickos locked away in their own little area.
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Why what's unhealthy about it? Are most of the girls Thai and the guys Westerners?
@Dori
Cummon you know as well as I do that HHH clubs have a much higher profile amongst western expats living in Asia than they do in mainstream western societies. If you go to a forum about "London" or "Melbourne" you are very unlikely to have a dedicated HHH section. If you go to any forum for expats in Asia, such as this one, the HHH will likely crop up somewhere. You can buy H3 T-shirts in places like Pattaya, Patong, Patpong, Angeles etc. They are not for sale on every street corner of any western city. Stop being disingenuous....
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Sorry , not going to take the bait for what is either a wind-up........
.......or a moron who has no idea what he is talking about.
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20-11-2007, 05:48
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How does the term "Hash" fit into all this.
I know of it only having something to do with an illegal drug and a breakfast treat.
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20-11-2007, 05:54
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Sorry , not going to take the bait for what is either a wind-up........
.......or a moron who has no idea what he is talking about.
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^ So if I don't know what I'm talking about then please tell me! I am a newbie and I originally posted this in the newbie forum. I am not trying to wind you or anyone else up.
If you are teling me that HHH is a totally innocent and sociable group of running enthusiasts and nothing more then so be it. However my image of the HHH is that it's a bunch of boozy expats, especially Brits and Aussies, who get together for a run, serious bouts of drinking, and then go out and hit the girlie bars. Guys I'm not being judgemental about any of this. I like the girlie bars myself. I just want someone to honestly explain the whole thing. If I'm totally off base then fine, tell me so, but there's no need to do it in a patronising or insulting way. I'm simply trying to learn something here....
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You can buy H3 T-shirts in places like Pattaya, Patong, Patpong, Angeles etc. ....
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I have never been to Phuket before.
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Definate wind-up.
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20-11-2007, 06:17
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^ Err no! I really haven't been to Phuket before. I came on this forum to find out information about where to stay, what are the best bars, etc etc. I have been lots of other places in Thailand, and I've been all over east and southeast Asia, but I will be in Phuket for the first time in January.
I included Patong in my list because it's obvious from what I've seen on these forums that HHH have a presence in Thailand's other main sex resort (quel surprise....). I have seen H3's presence in Pattaya, Angeles, and the Bangkok girlie districts for myself.
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Fatmonkey, the best advice I can give you is, to stay away from these gay cross dressing types.
You'll only do your head in trying to work out what they're all about.
Grown men that prance around the jungle wearing ladies clothes & stand in a circle formation afterwards, chanting nursery rhymes, then sit on a block of ice to cool their sphincter, aren't the kind of guys a straight man would want to associate with.
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20-11-2007, 06:41
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This is what I'm talking about.....
Ashland Hash House Harriers Home Page - A drinking club with a running problem based in Ashland Oregon
" In the morn’, picking through broken drinking vessels, and stumbling over half naked bodies of the hashers overcome by the sleep of hops, malt, yeast and water, what remained of the hash mismanagement looked forlornly to the horizon, searching for the Grandmaster who hath disappeared into the night like a very ghost, and awaiting the rise of the next man (or woman) foolish enough to take the reigns of this sorry group of wankers, sluts, *****mongers, and imbeciles."
Ashland Hash House Harriers Home Page - A drinking club with a running problem based in Ashland Oregon
"Globally the hash is aging. At the Interhash in Wales last summer, the average age was 47. That is only two points above the average hasher IQ. Can you picture 3,500 old farts doing the Red Dress Run? Not a pretty sight.
The Philippines has several active hashes, and they show this aging pattern. When the Americans pulled their military out of Clark Field (Air Force) and Subic Bay (Navy) in 1989, they left behind a legacy of bars, *****houses, and derelict retired military trash. This was fertile breeding ground for the Hash House Harriers, and today these groups thrive. The Angeles City HHH, outside the gates of Clark, gather at the Anchorage Inn in the sump of an infamous district of sixty girlie bars, for Thursday hikes out in the surrounding mountains, and on Sundays for runs. The hikes alternate weekly between short ones of one to two hours, and long ones of four to five hours. I did a long one with a group of seventeen - two Swiss, two Scots, two Brits, one Dane, one Japanese, and assorted local bargirls and girlfriends. They do an out and back course, and turn back whenever they feel like like. There is no circle afterwards but the Jeepney they hire stops on the way back for a beer or two at a roadside store before regrouping at the Anchorage Inn in the evening. The Sunday run is a regular hash followed by a traditional circle. Most of these hashers are too old and broken down to actually run. They get to start early and walk the course. They are called "cripples" and they show no shame.
The Angeles HHH is a "family hash" and behaves mostly decently, unlike the Olongapo HHH at Subic Bay. I cannot give you a first-hand report of their outrages, even if you are twenty-one, because I didn't do a run with them. It is speculated that some of their activities would appall even Swampy.
Five hours by road up the west coast of Luzon at La Union is another HHH composed of older expats, many with local wives and girlfriends.....
From Angeles City 0:55-1:02 into this video and again at 1:41-1:43:
YouTube - Fields Ave Angeles City Philippines
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Fatmonkey, the best advice I can give you is, to stay away from these gay cross dressing types.
You'll only do your head in trying to work out what they're all about.
Grown men that prance around the jungle wearing ladies clothes & stand in a circle formation afterwards, chanting nursery rhymes, then sit on a block of ice to cool their sphincter, aren't the kind of guys a straight man would want to associate with.
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As a recovering hasher I can confirm that the male hashers are usually old farts who cannot run and are perverted to boot.
It is essentially a social event as no person in their right mind would associate with these beings.
I have the distinction of managing a ST on a hash in Europe with a comely wench and still finishing the run mid pack.
Humour of the hash is crude, direct and fcucking hilarious at times.
Dont knock it until you've tried it, then you really have some ammo for castigation!
I intend to do a Phuket run in December purely to meet some BM's.
Hashing is a good leveller of people.
Mind you, who wants bloody levelling??
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whuakito: First gathering of these perverts was in KL just prior to WW2. Founder disappeared during the war, believed killed in Singapore when the Japanese invaded. Check faulty's thread for more info.
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thanks, somehow I used to think it was a British thing
will check the thread.
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