Next Holiday in Poland, Perhaps??

[JayBee]

DUMB POLISH ******S PAY MEN TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM!


By MARK MILLER

MEN who visit prostitutes don't have to spend even one dime, at least in Poland, where the ******s actually pay men to have sex with them.

"Of course we pay men," admits ****** Franciszek Ksawery, 24, of Poznan. "Why else would a respectable man want to have sex with a complete stranger?"

The typical Polish john earns an average of 150 Polish Zloty -- or $50 in U.S. currency -- each time he has sex with a prostitute. "That's how I put myself through college and medical school," says Dominik Kazimierz, 37, now a pediatrician in Bilgoraj.

Most of the prostitutes have normal day jobs, such as waitresses -- which gives them the income to pay their johns.

Many of them even have boyfriends or husbands who function as their pimps. "Yes, my husband Ryszard is my pimp," states Teodozja Bronislawa, 22. "And let me tell you something -- if you're a man, you don't want Ryszard to catch you refusing to accept my money -- that will be the last cash you will refuse to accept!"

Polish johns will slowly drive by and whisper, "How much?" If the johns find the money offered by the ******s satisfactory, they will agree to have sex. "I have many repeat customers," boasts Bronislawa. As the traditional saying goes, "If you're Polish, have a wee-wee and enjoy sex, you'll never be poor."

[tmontana]

nice.....................think ill move to poland !!!

55555.....5555555

alan

[Tyfon]

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[JayBee]

Originally Posted by Tyfon

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the prostitute you've picked up is a sinister space babe...

If only I had read this article a year ago, i would have saved myself a lot of trouble. I should have suspected that BG was an alien!!

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by Tyfon

SCIENTISTS REVEAL LAWYERS & LEECHES HAVE IDENTICAL GENETIC MAKEUP!
INNSBRUCK, Austria -- It's been suspected for centuries, but a team of world-renowned scientists has finally confirmed it: Lawyers and leeches have identical genetic makeup.

At last, I'm vindicated!! I've been telling people this for years, but they wouldn't listen!!

[swiftdave]

Originally Posted by Tyfon

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the prostitute you've picked up is a sinister space babe...

I believe this is a mis-print and should have read

"HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE HAS AN EXTRA TESTICLE"