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Old 20-01-2006, 04:35
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almost forgot-did a small dawsey yesterday!

i didnt even remember until now. i lonly have a 7min walk from work. after the bell, i usually stick around for a bit but had to go to toilet, so figured, rather leave right after bell and go on my own toilet. well, didnt make it all the way home. i did a small dawsey before i reached my apartment. worse part was wearing a pair of light brown dress pants.

and the ironic part of it all is that what got me is i gave into temptation and stpped real quick on my home to grab a chicken donair(kebab). so dawsey got his from eating the donair. i got mine from knowing i had to go, but still stopping to get the donair
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Old 20-01-2006, 04:43
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i didnt even remember until now. i lonly have a 7min walk from work. after the bell, i usually stick around for a bit but had to go to toilet, so figured, rather leave right after bell and go on my own toilet. well, didnt make it all the way home. i did a small dawsey before i reached my apartment. worse part was wearing a pair of light brown dress pants.

and the ironic part of it all is that what got me is i gave into temptation and stpped real quick on my home to grab a chicken donair(kebab). so dawsey got his from eating the donair. i got mine from knowing i had to go, but still stopping to get the donair


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Highlight of day, kakked pants on way home from work, blamed the donakeebab, lucky was wearing my khaki coloured trousers.
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Old 20-01-2006, 04:50
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well, i REMEMBERED that i shit my pants! i just fogot that i wanted to share my story with my fellow bm's
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Old 20-01-2006, 05:23
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Its the fastest growing club around at the moment so I hear.

Reminds me a little of a funny story from a couple of years back when out on the town with some mates.

One of the party was wearing nice cream trousers and had some bad wind.
Like some guys do in the company of each other he strained a bit for maximum effect. Uh Oh, a follow through!
How bad is it lads he said not wanting to leave the drinking.
Oh not so bad mate,just a tiny mark we told him.
Well later in the evening he left his seat to buy the drinks,and his "small mark" was now the size of a tennis ball and spreading. Everyone in the pub noticed
We roared and he had to go home in disgrace.

Sorry,this has nothing to do with LOS
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well, i dont think my small squirting accident walking down robson st in vancouver had anything to do with LOS, but thought id share it.

and, unfortunately dawsey, ive been a proud member of the dawsey club for quite some time. i think i told you my staten island ferry story
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well, i dont think my small squirting accident walking down robson st in vancouver had anything to do with LOS, but thought id share it.

and, unfortunately dawsey, ive been a proud member of the dawsey club for quite some time. i think i told you my staten island ferry story

Oh yes you have
And what made it funny for me was expecting to have your way with a fellow passenger afterwards
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Is incontinence covered by your disability insurance??
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ill check out dave! made me life, also had to look up the word!
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Yes Dawsey..............l've always found I'm at my most attractive to the opposite sex straight after I've kacked me kegs 55555 ............must be the pheromones
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Think we got our selfs a Do Do Thread here 555

I almost did a Dawsey between X-mas / New Year holidays when me , my son and i went to Germany to get a boat home for a friend ... i woke up in my friends Van early in the morning and felt my stomac was totaly out of order .. must have been some thing i drank the night before ?!

I looked around where i should run to just in case but there we were on a big parking lot and there was no place to run to .. on top of this it was a snowstorm out side

Customers started to arrive to the store near where we had parked and my stomac only got worse .. i told my son and friend to go and buy those 10 box´s of Vodka and leave me alone for a moment ... i had no idea´where to shit for the moment but i saw a plastic bag in the van and got a great idea´

I ran out in the snowstorm and in to the back of the Van , pants down and plastic bag up , did what i had to do (god it felt great) , buried plastic bag in the snow and every thing was fine ... accept for some people staring at me .. the Van have windows even in the back :

Now there is a saying in sweden , some thing like if you "shit in the blue box" you have had it .. my friends van is blue and looks like a box 555

BTW ... we had ventilation disagreements when we left the parking lot , hell it was so cold

ps. I saw the same plastic bag when i was in Germany last weekend , snow seams to be melting 555
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Hey Paul brings a smile to my face when this makes me think of you "ferry" incident.55555555555555555 fricking hilarious

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Think we got our selfs a Do Do Thread here 555

I almost did a Dawsey between X-mas / New Year holidays when me , my son and i went to Germany to get a boat home for a friend ... i woke up in my friends Van early in the morning and felt my stomac was totaly out of order .. must have been some thing i drank the night before ?!

I looked around where i should run to just in case but there we were on a big parking lot and there was no place to run to .. on top of this it was a snowstorm out side

Customers started to arrive to the store near where we had parked and my stomac only got worse .. i told my son and friend to go and buy those 10 box´s of Vodka and leave me alone for a moment ... i had no idea´where to shit for the moment but i saw a plastic bag in the van and got a great idea´

I ran out in the snowstorm and in to the back of the Van , pants down and plastic bag up , did what i had to do (god it felt great) , buried plastic bag in the snow and every thing was fine ... accept for some people staring at me .. the Van have windows even in the back :

Now there is a saying in sweden , some thing like if you "shit in the blue box" you have had it .. my friends van is blue and looks like a box 555

BTW ... we had ventilation disagreements when we left the parking lot , hell it was so cold

ps. I saw the same plastic bag when i was in Germany last weekend , snow seams to be melting 555



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