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28-02-2006, 19:43
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Sudanese man marries goat
"A man caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal. According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication. "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house," Mr Alifi said. "Suddenly I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relationship with my goat. " When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up. They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." Mr Tombe agreed to pay a dowry of 150,000 Sudanese dinars ($125) for his new spouse. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi told the Post".
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28-02-2006, 20:19
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I got sent a rather disturbing mail the other day entitled aberdeen fan and his girlfriend, when i opened it some guy was shagging a sheep, he did have rather nice trousers around his ankles
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28-02-2006, 20:20
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Come On You Guys....lay Off Of Our Gez............hes Not Into Goats.......5555555555...........hes A One Sheep Man.....555555555.........
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01-03-2006, 18:09
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Thanks for setting the record straight IJ  I liked that one Pablo - got any more? 
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02-03-2006, 06:05
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I got sent a rather disturbing mail the other day entitled Aberdeen fan and his girlfriend, when i opened it some guy was shagging a sheep, he did have rather nice trousers around his ankles
If he was from Aberdeen would he not have had a kilt, are you sure he wasn't a Kiwi 
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02-03-2006, 06:09
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[quote=Setanta]I got sent a rather disturbing mail the other day entitled Aberdeen fan and his girlfriend, when i opened it some guy was shagging a sheep, he did have rather nice trousers around his ankles
If he was from Aberdeen would he not have had a kilt, are you sure he wasn't a Kiwi
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03-03-2006, 01:31
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Aberdeen now theres a place , in Dublin they drink guiness ,in glasgow whiskey , but in Aberdeen the local favourite is Horlicks, so that when it comes to their round they are fu--ing sleeping !!!!
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03-03-2006, 03:09
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No,if he had nice trousers round his ankles and a sheep was involved then it was Gez 
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