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12-07-2006, 01:07
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funny things you've done when drunk
i might even have done a thread like this before but there is alot of new members:
just wondering some of the funny/stupid things you've done while drunk i got two: one halloween when i lived in nyc area. went to a party and got to staten island ferry that goes from manhattan(nyc city) to staten isand about 4am. ferry takes about 20-25minutes. i got on and just passed out right where i walked out. since the ferry docks at the other end in staten island, didnt wake up until we returned to manhattan! ended up doign this 3 times! i was on the boat for 3 hours. everytime id wake up id see manhattan! another time i was in a club in boston. rocked outta my mind. i was dancing and these 2 girls came up to me. one of them kept pointing at the other girl. so i figured the other girl liked me so went up and started to grind her. well, wasnt i embarrassed when they finally told me that it was my 1st cousin, christine! this is a girl i grew up with! well, the family sure brings up that one every holiday! 
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12-07-2006, 01:15
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I went out one night in Luton town and got completely drunk..... I told all my friends that i wasnt and i could walk in a straight line.... They didnt believe me (and rightly so) so i climbed onto a wall (it was only about 4 ft high) and i decided to walk on it... That was untill i fell off... And broke my arm from the way i landed..... Still managed to get a few weeks of work with that one
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12-07-2006, 01:28
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Nice one Cyber. Hope you've no physical leftovers from playing humpty dumpty on that wall A couple of years ago we had a company weekend out somewhere in the sticks. Last thing I remembered was a very aggressive attempt to empty as many mini-bars in the hotel. When I woke up next morning at 8 o'clock I could not spot any of my collegues anywhere....on my search through the hotel I passed the bar and was really surprised that ppl where already drinking beer and stuff for breakfast. Well, it hit me like a bus that it was already 8 PM and everyone left without me  ...so, I just got into a train on my own with a horrible hangover. Tststs..and that's what you call collegues and team building events Greetings ub2yoo Last edited by ub2yoo : 12-07-2006 at 01:46.
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12-07-2006, 01:39
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Once i was out with some friends and got bloody pissed. We went from one bar to the next untill the next morning when the first bars opened again. Early in the morning we decided to go to the castle in our city, where you have a great view over the city. At this time the first tourists are already there. I spotted a group of japs standing around and picked them up for a sightseeing. I showed them every nonsense,explaining some sh1t about it, even a hole in a wall and they took lots of pics of it and from everything i pointed with my finger.
Me thinks they got some questions back home what the fcuk they have visited.
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Last edited by shark1963 : 12-07-2006 at 02:04.
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12-07-2006, 01:50
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You should go back and post in "Conmen"  x-cellent story, just picture this. Last edited by ub2yoo : 12-07-2006 at 01:55.
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12-07-2006, 02:26
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In college, I had sex with a girl while absolutely demolished. The up and down motion resulted in much vomiting on her boobs and myself. Hilarity ensued for me. This was not so funny to her.
Don't know what happened next because I blacked out. I woke up wiping my face with a puke-stained g-string. My friends told me they saw a girl walk out of the room we were in and figured I didn't score. I don't think I did.
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12-07-2006, 02:38
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Hey Lucky, but that's not funny, ...but very honost I must admit !
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12-07-2006, 02:40
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Well another story, but less what i did when drunk more as the story before. I and my friends went on a festival in town celebrated yearly. It is always a festival where we meet friends we didn´t meet for a long time. Late in the evening i got really drunk, lets say maximum level has been reached. I went to a bar tent and out of the dust an old fella with his new girlfriend spotted me. He gave me a punch in my stomach "Hey you old house" and at the same time i couldn´t hold it anymore, i vomitted all over his girlfriend´s skirt, legs and shoes. He was laughing his ass off whilst his GF run away like lightning
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12-07-2006, 02:49
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Okay, okay, vomit can be funny after all, but why couldn't you puke over him instead of his poor girl
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12-07-2006, 02:54
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my gf from brooklyn had a graduation party in her back yard
3 couples including us all stayed at my gf's mom's house we went out and got plastered. the next day i woke up on the roll-out sofa and sung around to put on my jeans hey, no jeans!! i looked all around and actually sat downa nd tried to remember if i came home with pants on. i was actually trying hard to remember if i was wearing pants when i got back to my gf's house!! turns out that my friend had to leave at 6am and grabbed my jeans and packed them in his bag! still cant believe i was doubting myself if i was wearing pants when i came home
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12-07-2006, 02:56
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Yeessss, and that's what friends are for Blame it on them ! (but I believe you of course)Greetings ub2yoo Last edited by ub2yoo : 12-07-2006 at 03:03.
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12-07-2006, 03:27
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when I was in college in Florida my Dad was working in Georgia. My mom decided to come down and visit him so they decided they would have me fly up there for a long weekend. Well the night before I was supposed to go to Georgia I went out with some friends. On the way home someone on campus egged our car and I saw him do it so after we stopped the car I chased after him. Well it was pretty dark but I knew the campus pretty well so I took a short cut to try to cut him off and landed wrong when I jumped off an embankment and broke a bone in my foot. Needless to say my parents were not happy when I showed up on crutches.
Well my dad was a party animal so he decided we would meet some of his friends the next night at a bar. The place was hopping and some of the single women he knew in the area were decent looking and I was feeling no pain so when one of the ladies invited me to a party on the beach I told my dad about it. Well we took my Mom home and then went out to find the beach. I was driving because my Dad was almost comatose but he knew the island so I was following his directions. He finally told me to turn off the road and head to the beach. Little did I know that the road had been eroded away by the winter storms and ended in a 2 foot drop, which of course the car got hung up on. Of course it was the wrong beach so I had to go about 1/2 mile on crutches to a hotel to call a tow truck as my Dad was asleep. So I get back to the car and my Dad tells me to wait by the road to direct the tow truck down to the car. Needless to say the guy took 5 hours to find us and I finally woke up as he pulled us out. I was covered with mosquito bites and soaking wet from the moisture off of the ocean. We got back to my Dad's hotel and my Mom was furious and the guy would not accept a check for the tow. Well my Dad told the tow truck guy to get the money from my Mom. He immediately took the check and drove out as fast as he could. Needless to say there were no more trips to Georgia for me that year and my Mom decided to stay with my Dad for the next 6 months. Pretty funny now that I look back on it. If my Mom had a gun my Dad and I would be dead she was so mad.
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12-07-2006, 03:35
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at my high school prom I went with a friend as I had broken up with my girlfriend. This girl had the hots for one of my teachers so I knew that they would get together after the prom(they actually got married 2 years later).
Well there was a guy in my class that I never liked and knowing full well that I was going to be single at the end of the night I decided to steal his date that night. Ended up with her on a beach at the New Jersey shore in a sleeping bag behind a friends house, both of us naked and covered in Kentucky Fried Chicken bones. Picked some chicken and beer up on the way down to the beach, had a great time with her, got hungry and passed out in the middle of eating the chicken. The reason why I woke up in the morning was my friends Labrador Retriever started licking my face beacause I was covered in chicken bones and grease and the dog was hungray and looking for something to eat and everyone in the house was still passed out. Lots of great memories with her, the girl not the dog, as we spent the rest of the summer together.
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12-07-2006, 03:40
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Last one for now.
Went to a private high school in Massachussetts for a while and my freshman year met an 18 year old senior who for some reason took a liking to me. It was great because this girl had her own room, was a nymphomaniac, and was old enough to buy booze. I was in heaven. Until one night when her and some friends decided to buy some grain alcohol and after a six pack of beer and a few shots of grain alcohol and grape juice I proceeded to get sick all over her bedroom and the dorm's bathroom. Needless to say we broke up after that as she was not happy that her whole room and the bathrrom ended up colored in purple and she had to clean it up before the dorm supervisor got home and she was pretty drunk also.
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12-07-2006, 04:00
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LOL, Thats great! Something crazy always happens during vacations down the Jersey shore.
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12-07-2006, 04:50
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Ok here is another one.....
It was my mates stag do.... and i brought 2 new suits... One for his stag do one for the wedding.... We went out drinking... and got very drunk.... and i jumped into a shopping trolley in Asda carpark and was trying to "surf" in the trolley... Then it wouldnt stop hit some bushes and i flew out of the trolley into some bushes and ruined it... ripped it the suits to shreds... and my face aswell....
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12-07-2006, 04:59
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Cyber, please, take care of yourself.....don't hurt yourself! I would love to see some camera evidence of those adventures. I'm still thinking if I should post my Jaegermeister story in public without embarising myself ? Greetings ub2yoo
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12-07-2006, 05:52
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Funny things you've done when drunk ...
Hum letīs see ..
1: Lost my driving licens twice! 2: Divorsed my falang wife!  3: Did my first LB!  4: Asked my friend if he could buy some smokeīs for me at the gas station cos i had lost my valet .. i didnt even wear pants he told me and i knew there was some thing wrong when i looked at the girl working there!  5: Broke a few bones! 6: "Bring the door when you leave the kitchen" a friend told me at his 40:th B-day party and so i did .. many drunks had problems for hours to put it back again i remember All For Now! Shame On Me :
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28-07-2006, 02:50
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We've all been there in some respect. My worst incident was in college as well. I was coming back from a frat party and was virtually blind drunk. I got into my Mazda and headed home along the way I drove too closely to a parked VW bug parked on the street. There was a piece or rebar or steel sticking out the back side window of the VW which got lodged into my open passenger side window. The VW was in neutral with the emergency brake off and as a result I was now towing ,in tandem fashion ,this VW down the street. It took me a couple of seconds to really realize what was going on. I proceeded down the street with cars parked on both sides careening off virtually every car on the road. Somehow I thought that speeding up would solve the problem and realized then that slamming on my brakes might free me up. Sooooo.....I slammed on my brakes and sure enough there went the bug, flying right through an intersection and then down a steep road. Apparently the car continued it's sling shotted journey for about three more blocks.
The article in the paper claimed that some wreckless vandel had stolen the VW and proceeded to damage some twenty four cars. No fingerprints were found. Police still puzzled. Youth....may if fact be wasted on the young?
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28-07-2006, 07:51
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....at 830 am i hear the cleaners coming and im rescued...they got some shock hahaha..luckily i knew them and the owners of the club but i live in a small town so every1 knew about it...i got the nickname sleeping beauty from the bouncers in the club....everyone had a right good laugh at that one 55555555555555555
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