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25-10-2006, 04:51
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your favorite quote in LOS
this might be a hard one because people may not remember exactly:
but what is the best quote you heard someone say while in LOS? "Dude, your girl has definitely had to piss in my pool!"- Robb from Wet Willy's when my pattaya ex-gf was staying with me in phuket, i came home at 8am one night/morning, so she proceeded to wake up and start drinking at 11am because she was pissed and had to drink 13-14 beers and never noticed her going to the toliet!! "I am gonna bugger off to Bangla" -ME!! during one of our many 8hour jacuzzi drinking sessions, sitting with Robb and LIL. i just blurted that UK phrase out of my mouth without knwoing, they both turned their heads and laughed their asses off!! knew i was hagning out with too many UK riff-rafs!! 
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#2
25-10-2006, 04:59
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Instead of saying to the tg's....How are you today?
I say.....How are you tomorrow?.......one girl answered....same same yesterday. 
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25-10-2006, 05:07
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they can be so fast with those comebacks...cant they
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25-10-2006, 05:23
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Regarding the Thai propensity to save face:
I once asked a buddy who lives in Phuket how he deals with all the white lies his girlfriend always seems to throw at him, his response was, "Finding a Thai girl that didn't lie would be like finding fly shit in pepper" The TanMan
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25-10-2006, 05:45
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Going to Soi Crocodile were you? Was it good for you?555555
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25-10-2006, 05:48
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I be back in 1 hour, said one of the ladies from my last tour.
I could still be standing there waiting for her.
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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25-10-2006, 07:46
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walking along an old dirty dusty back street in Mae Hong Son looking for an obscure little temple...........
a little dirty beggar boy about 6yo kept folowing me and asking for money,cigs etc........ we came across a little girl who was trying to shoo away this dirty soi dog which kept trying to hump her leg........ he looked up at me and comented dryly about the dog......."I think he want to be inside".........nearly pissed my pants at that one...once it registered what he had just said.......
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25-10-2006, 13:11
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Cant remember who said it first but I love the Katoey spotting line.. "will you look at the tits on him" !!
Sitting with an older very droll aussie in Bali.. Talking about how the Police always stop you and shake you down for bribes / money.. His response was "well sometimes you goot throw some peanuts to the monkeys" Very unPC but I nearly choked on my beer..
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25-10-2006, 15:33
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Little kid selling gum Soi 8, Pattaya.......tried to tell him to get lost several times....then he blurted out "Come on mister, l don't wanna have to kick your ar5e"........55555555........gave him 20baht for a pack of gum....he deserved it.
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25-10-2006, 17:17
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Sorry but i think she left you SF 5555  Got a text message earlier this year when i stayed in Pattaya: See you 3 Coke! What , she wants to drink 3 coke before she come´s to see me in loom me??  I thought it cant be that importent then so i cancelled the "meeting"! Later she explained to me she wanted to see me 3 o´clock  Over the phone with current G/F: Me trying to "lecture" her about not making to many redraws at the same day , redraw every thing at once , not 100thb each time as every time cost me 150thb extra as it is a falang card! I think i asked her 10 times: How many times you put ATM card inside ATM machine to day ?? G/F: About 9 o clock and 10 minute I thought she was fukcing nuts´ at first but we sorted it out after a while 5555
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25-10-2006, 17:28
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......and decided that your the one that is nuts ??? 
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25-10-2006, 18:06
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Duncans gf was trying to tell us in worried voice 'she see lamb pie', not fluent yet in Thai "whats 'lamb pie' "it no thai it english 'lamb pie', after half an hour figured out she meant Vampire!!!
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25-10-2006, 18:15
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Wrong again MAV .. im the one who posses the nuts and she´s the squirrel Okay .. alittle bit tingtong maby from time to time
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25-10-2006, 19:18
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Yeah, but surely she has seen you before! 
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25-10-2006, 22:27
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I figured that out after a while. Thanks. So how is your little ATM user doing? Is she still with you? Hope all is well.
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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25-10-2006, 23:11
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All is well thank you and she´s still here with me in Sweden! Family she use´s the card right now .. "feeding her kids" you know but no worrie i have full control of it from my computer here 555
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25-10-2006, 23:52
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Glad to hear that all is well there and I was happy to hear that her son is back with the rest of her family after the father let him go.
Hope you guys have a great time and that you get to Phuket to see all of the BM's at Christmas.
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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27-10-2006, 00:02
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"Only bring into Thailand what you can afford to loose!!"
I brought both sons and been here 10 months so far, not lost one of them yet..........got to try harder!!!!
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27-10-2006, 00:30
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Like most things here in thailand dad, it only takes abit of money
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27-10-2006, 04:25
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55555........great comeback duncs.........tell ole scrooge McBernie to get his cash out........I for one am counting on him buying you that new driver for xmas...............55555
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....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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27-10-2006, 07:49
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ha ha.. Nice comeback Dunc.. and in the best quotes thread too..
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27-10-2006, 10:22
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Nice reply Duncs and as in all good housholds when stumped by your son you have to resort to the Dad card 'Your grounded'...............no good he spends all day in front of the Tv as it is, okay 'no TV'.....................no good he's got his ipod................ feck I'll just crawl away battered and beaten licking my wounds!......................... my time will come!!!!!!
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27-10-2006, 18:39
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I heard a ripper of a quote from a bg last night.
She was telling me bout how she was robbed & assaulted by some crazy local back in her village...........She said to me............He punch my face many times & him hit me in my nose.........then my nose have period!! I wanted to laugh.............But I didn't.
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28-10-2006, 23:41
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