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Old 25-10-2006, 23:51
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Scam - Nigerian syle

Thought I'd just share a convo i had with a Nigerian lady?? do they think we are thick or what. Sorry its a bit long. Had a laugh though. Nice pic, i wonder who she is.

misssmary12: you there baby
nick kent: hello i am home now
misssmary12: Ohh
misssmary12: Oh ok
misssmary12: Your PC was just on i guess
misssmary12: So how was your day
nick kent: it wa good thanks i am happy
misssmary12: That cool then baby
misssmary12: Hon its a bad day for me here right now baby
nick kent: why is it bad for you
misssmary12: Baby i am not succeding in what i cam here to do baby
nick kent: thats not good what happen
misssmary12: Baby i was not able to cash my Money Orders baby
nick kent: thats not good baby what u gonna do baby
misssmary12: And i dont have cash on me anymore baby
misssmary12: I dont just know
misssmary12: Baby all i do here now is cry all day
nick kent: not good to cry babyb
misssmary12: Yes baby i know
misssmary12: But i dont just know what to do anymore baby
nick kent: why cany you cash
misssmary12: They told me that i can only cash them over there baby
misssmary12: Baby you still there
nick kent: where can you cash them baby
misssmary12: They told me that i can only cash them in the Uk baby
nick kent: well you can do that when you get here
misssmary12: Yes baby i can do that
misssmary12: But i dont have any money with me now baby
nick kent: how do you eat and live with no money baby
misssmary12: Baby i am ina hotel here and they give me Food baby
nick kent: what is name of hotel
misssmary12: Airport Hotel
nick kent: i c that is good thbat they can give you free food they are kind
misssmary12: They are not giving free food
nick kent: how can u buy food
misssmary12: I already payed for thet when i first came down here baby
nick kent: when does that run out
misssmary12: By next week baby
nick kent: what will you do then baby
misssmary12: Hon that is what i am thinking of now
nick kent: you will have to try to find some money
misssmary12: Yes baby
misssmary12: I will have to baby
misssmary12: Hon can you help me in anyway baby??????
nick kent: how can i do that
BUZZ!!!
nick kent: what i ask you
misssmary12: You still there
misssmary12: Ask me again baby i did not see what you asked me
nick kent: yes still here
nick kent: what can i do
misssmary12: Baby can you pls help me with any amount you can help me with baby
misssmary12: And i will be so much happy
misssmary12: Just to keep my self going baby
nick kent: if i send you money what will you do with it
misssmary12: And i can make them back to you when i am back in the UK baby
misssmary12: When i cash my Money Orders
nick kent: how much money you need
misssmary12: 200 pounds will be ok baby
nick kent: how will you fly to lonson
nick kent: london
misssmary12: Baby i will get my Document baby and you will help me send a invitatiion letter Via mail and i print it out baby with that they will let me back in the Uk baby
misssmary12: You understand my Love
nick kent: i see, but what if i send you the money and then i never hear from you again,
misssmary12: Baby that wount happen baby
misssmary12: I want you tok trust me baby
nick kent: so i can trust you always
misssmary12: Yes baby trust me always baby
nick kent: do you know what a scam is
misssmary12: What the meaning baby scam baby
nick kent: scam = A ploy by a shyster to raise money.

misssmary12: Ohh baby
misssmary12: That is not what i am baby
misssmary12: And i can never do that baby
misssmary12: Pls trust me baby
nick kent: \can you tell me are your mother and father both nigerian
misssmary12: They are not nigerian baby
misssmary12: They are from South Africa i told you baby
nick kent: i c, so you mother and father are black south african
misssmary12: Yes baby
nick kent: thats strange becasue i your pic you are not black, but mixed race
misssmary12: Yes baby
misssmary12: My mum is not black baby
misssmary12: I did not live to see my mum
misssmary12: She died when i was very young baby
nick kent: ah i c i am sorry to hear that
misssmary12: Its ok baby
misssmary12: Pls baby
misssmary12: I will be so much happyb if you can do this for me
misssmary12: And i promise never to let you down
misssmary12: Ok baby
BUZZ!!!
nick kent: I have a big problem
misssmary12: What is that baby
nick kent: Well you want money, but so do my Thai girlfriends too and it is hard to split the money up between you.
misssmary12: Babypls try to do somthing for me pls
misssmary12: Ok baby
misssmary12: I understand you baby
nick kent: and they give me sex as well, which is jolly nice too
misssmary12: Yes i know baby
nick kent: can you do that too
misssmary12: Yes why not if i am in th Uk with you baby
nick kent: you like sex too then
misssmary12: Yes i told you that already baby
nick kent: good. and you dont mind me having other girls too
misssmary12: Hmm baby by time i am with you you will enjoy me and i know that they will be kow need for you to find another girl baby
BUZZ!!!
nick kent: lol good
nick kent: have you chatted to any other gullible old men
misssmary12: No baby
misssmary12: You are the only one i am talking to baby
nick kent: why do you want an old man who has no money
misssmary12: I told you that i dont believe in age baby
nick kent: but i have no money as i am a poor man with no job
misssmary12: Lol ok baby
nick kent: do you mind that
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Old 26-10-2006, 00:16
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A scamster alright 555..How many times did she say 'baby'?
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Old 26-10-2006, 11:48
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especially as its an African Guy doing it too :P

there is a scam they try in BKK a lot involving an attache case full of new bank notes and a 'special bottle of liquid' that magically makes the money legit.

Greed gets the better of a lot of people.
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Old 26-10-2006, 12:12
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especially as its an African Guy doing it too :P

there is a scam they try in BKK a lot involving an attache case full of new bank notes and a 'special bottle of liquid' that magically makes the money legit.

Greed gets the better of a lot of people.

Washing the money is one of the oldest confidence scams out there...

Yellow Kid Weil (great autobiography actually) was doing it in depression era times.. Seems you dont need new tricks.. Human stupidity is alive and well..
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