Virus .. Urgent Warning

[HOOF HEARTED]

Be on your guard !

There is an extremely dangerous virus being passed around, especially at this time of year. It is being passed recklessly by a variety of methods, electronically, orally and by hand, and by people, (sometimes known as 'managers') without a care in the world for the long term effects this virus causes.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT, NO WAY, AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE !! This virus will wipe out your private life completely, cause a multitude of ailments, and severely limit the time you should be out enjoying yourself in LOS.

If you should come into contact with WORK, get your coat on, and take two good friends to the nearest off licence or bar. Encourage them to buy you the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your mind and system.

Even if you have not yet been affected by WORK, it is not too late to build up an immunity by regular intake of the above antidotes. Dont delay, start taking a full course NOW.

I'm off to start taking the medicine, so a merry chrimbo to you all, and dont say I didnt warn you,

THE HOOF