George Carlin on

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George Carlin on...

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are
still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman
in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her
butt off to jail."