elephant joke

[andy50]

Man goes to the doctor after being raped by an elephant. The Dr says - funny, your ass is 10 inches wide but an elephants co-ck is only 3 inches wide!" To which the man replies " well the bastard fingered me first"

[chowthai]

One day deep in the jungle, an ant came across an elephant that
was limping. The ant asked if there was anything he could do to
help. The elephant replied that he had a thorn in his foot and
would the ant please remove it. The ant said "Sure, but you'll
have to let me f**k you in the a**e. The elephant thought
about it for awhile and decided that it was worth it as the
pain the thorn was causing was getting unbearable. Afterall,
it was only an ant and how big could he be. The elephant
agreed and the ant proceeded to remove the thorn, after
which the ant climbed up the elephant's hind quarters and
proceeded to pound away. A monkey up a nearby tree was
watching all this and rolling in laughter at the sight. The
monkey then threw a coconut at the elephant that hit it
squarely on the head. "OUCH" yelled the elephant. "Take
it all BI*CH" said the ant.