An Ole One But A Good One........

[IRISH JONNY]

> >>Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
> >>
> >>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a
> night.
> >>
> >>Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
> >>
> >>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
> with
> >>
> >>yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
> >>
> >>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
> >>
> >>to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
> >>
> >>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
> >>
> >>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping,
> hold
> >>
> >>my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
> >>
> >>Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
> >>
> >>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
> than
> >>
> >>before.
> >>
> >>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
> for
> >>
> >>an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I
> know
> >>
> >>Sean.
> >>
> >>Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
> >>
> >>Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely
> >>
> >>mind blowing.
> >>
> >>Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
> Cilla
> >>
> >>asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie
> in
> >>
> >>de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
> >>
> >>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
> >>
> >>scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !".
> >>

IJ

[Allybabba22]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

> >>Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
> >>
> >>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a
> night.
> >>
> >>Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
> >>
> >>Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex
> with
> >>
> >>yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
> >>
> >>So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off
> >>
> >>to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
> >>
> >>Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
> >>
> >>half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping,
> hold
> >>
> >>my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
> >>
> >>Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
> >>
> >>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
> than
> >>
> >>before.
> >>
> >>Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
> for
> >>
> >>an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I
> know
> >>
> >>Sean.
> >>
> >>Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
> >>
> >>Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely
> >>
> >>mind blowing.
> >>
> >>Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
> Cilla
> >>
> >>asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie
> in
> >>
> >>de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
> >>
> >>Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
> >>
> >>scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !".
> >>

IJ

Very good...55555555555..

[Jonas]

5555 Yes ! it was a good one

I belive Mai is holds IJ´s balls now when he sleeps ....

[Dodger]

Originally Posted by Jonas

5555 Yes ! it was a good one

I belive Mai is holds IJ´s balls now when he sleeps ....

Only because the poor ol sod forgets where he puts them in the morning.

[LivinLOS]

So shes not keeping them in her purse then

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by Jonas

5555 Yes ! it was a good one

I belive Mai is holds IJ´s balls now when he sleeps ....

I RECKON SHES GOT HER HANDS ON SOME OTHER FARANGS BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!! MBUT AS THEY SAY..UP TO ME !!!!!!!!!
IJ

[steve w]

55555555555.........a few mates hail from scouseland ,thanks for the ammunition

[anubis]

55555555 Sean is sure a cool ol´ dude

[dawsey]

Excellent one IJ 55555555555555555

[Dodger]

Just saw the name of the post "an ol one but agood one" and next to it the last post said "Dawsey", feck just realised now next to it is Dodger.