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Old 19-12-2005, 00:04
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i got only 8 of 21
am i spoiled from too much thai girls ?
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Old 19-12-2005, 00:38
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I got a 4, most of them were mingers or just odd looking.
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Old 19-12-2005, 00:48
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I got a 4, most of them were mingers or just odd looking.

4 also
You must be as picky as me.
Maybe that's why I sleep alone.

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Old 19-12-2005, 00:54
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I got a 4, most of them were mingers or just odd looking.

Another 4 , why look at ugly WTs when there are so many beautiful BGs.

And they definately got this wrong.

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Old 19-12-2005, 00:59
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lol, they all looked like LB's to me.

The Wife (Thai) and I were watching Jenny Mcarthys "Party at the palms" the other night, all the strippers came on and she kept saying to me "Ladyboy?". I tried to explain that you dont really see Ladyboys that much in the west but with their big fake breasts, big bodies etc... they did all look like LB's.
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Old 19-12-2005, 01:13
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lol, they all looked like LB's to me.

Hmmm I thought the same, I was ready to get to the end and find out that they all were


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Old 19-12-2005, 01:48
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One man's trash is guaranteed to be your treasure. You are up for EVERYTHING. A warm & wet place is all you need. Maybe not even both at once.

It's kind of gross, really, but to each his own! Your greatest gift is that you'll boldly take whatever's available to you.

The analysis: you said "no" to at most 1 woman on the exam, making you the least selective of all takers. You demonstrate almost no reservations whatsoever when it comes to sex with a woman.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #1, most slutty, test taker.

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Old 19-12-2005, 01:55
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One man's trash is guaranteed to be your treasure. You are up for EVERYTHING. A warm & wet place is all you need. Maybe not even both at once.

It's kind of gross, really, but to each his own! Your greatest gift is that you'll boldly take whatever's available to you.

The analysis: you said "no" to at most 1 woman on the exam, making you the least selective of all takers. You demonstrate almost no reservations whatsoever when it comes to sex with a woman.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #1, most slutty, test taker.

Congratulations.



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Think you should get one of these for Christmas.
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Old 19-12-2005, 02:11
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I draw the line at crossing species!!
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Not according to your test score.............
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Old 19-12-2005, 03:14
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One man's trash is guaranteed to be your treasure. You are up for EVERYTHING. A warm & wet place is all you need. Maybe not even both at once.

It's kind of gross, really, but to each his own! Your greatest gift is that you'll boldly take whatever's available to you.

The analysis: you said "no" to at most 1 woman on the exam, making you the least selective of all takers. You demonstrate almost no reservations whatsoever when it comes to sex with a woman.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #1, most slutty, test taker.

Congratulations.



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Old 19-12-2005, 03:36
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Ended up with 11, didnt fill in questions thought I'd end up a member of some dating site but am totally sober so add a few bevs and I most likely would have to admit to increasing that number. Even pi$$ed couldn't tick fatty, muscle bird ot the older one.
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Old 19-12-2005, 07:08
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Well l got 18........and honsetly cannot believe the guys who only got 4.....maybe the girls on my test were different ?
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Old 19-12-2005, 07:58
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Well l got 18........and honsetly cannot believe the guys who only got 4.....maybe the girls on my test were different ?

Na, they were the same, I know I had my eyes open when I took it.

I go by the old statement " I never been to bed with an ugly girl, but I sure have woke up with a few"

I would rather sleep alone than wish I had.

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Old 19-12-2005, 19:19
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Well l got 18........and honsetly cannot believe the guys who only got 4.....maybe the girls on my test were different ?

Yeah I got 16.....

And I am with you Mav, If most of these girls were putting it on a plate for you,
I am sure a lot of the guys that got 4 would soon change there minds, "QUICKLY"....
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Old 19-12-2005, 21:13
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16,beggars can't be choosers when back in dear old wales.
then again 39 days to los again
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You had sex with 7 out of 21!

Im not THAT picky
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Old 28-01-2006, 13:33
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You had sex with 7 out of 21!





You had sex with 0 out of 21!
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You had sex with 0 out of 21!

0 out of 35 million
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I had nine. Just were not my type of ladies, but if the girls were asian.. thne hell I would have been a slut.

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Biased test - there were no Asians on it - I failed.
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OK cupid! :Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #2, second most critical, test taker.


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Old 02-02-2006, 13:05
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Did the test again.....and was really critical this time....got 13

So l have come to this conclusion after summing up this thread and a few others on the Forum......Some of you guys must have serious deep rooted problems with farang chix....l mean this survey asked whether u would pork em, not build a house, have 2 kids, go grocery shopping, put up with the in-laws etc....and some of you still come in with low scores.

So there must be guys on this Forum that have been ridiculed, tormented, physically and emotionally abused by farang chicks so much so that they want absolutely nothing to do with them....some of you must not even talk to them on a social or business scale....some of you might take jobs which means you don't have to deal with them.....what happens when your in a store, do u wait for the male sales assistant ?.....do you still talk to your sister ?

It's almost a phobia.....maybe there is a name for it ?
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