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Old 26-01-2006, 06:04
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KARON: Police arrested a ladyboy thief as he was busily involved in fellatio on a young Swede who turned out to be the teenage son of a man he had robbed just a few days before.

On the afternoon of January 11, Chalong Police arrested Udomsak Kaewboonma, 20, in a hotel room in Karon. The ladyboy, a resident of Rassada, was arrested in connection with a tourist theft complaint.

The victim in that case, a 53-year-old European, told police he had been hailed by Udomsak, sexily attired as a female, at Karon Beach at about 4 am on January 9.

The youthful impersonator offered to have sex with the man, identified as “Tommy”, for 500 baht. When Tommy agreed, they repaired to the strand. Although the south end of Karon beach is notoriously plagued by noisy homosexual prostitutes soliciting johns, Chalong Police have never seriously tried to halt the trade, which is illegal in Thailand.

Apparently, as Tommy was momentarily distracted by Udomsak’s oral exercises on the beach, the latter’s fingers were slithering about in his pockets. The ladyboy craftily stole Tommy’s wallet containing 5,200 baht in cash, USD$100, 500 Danish Kroner and a gold necklace. Also in the wallet were important personal identification and other documents, the victim told police.

“He then ‘showed his love’ for the man and when the pair finished their business, disappeared,” a report of the incident read.

But Tommy soon discovered the theft and went at once to the police, who noted his story in their log “for further investigation”.

They were spurred into action, however, when Tommy called them again two days later: “The katoey who robbed me is in room 4110 of the Friend’s House Hotel having sex with my son!” he reportedly told officers. “Please hurry over and arrest him!”

Police responded to the call and arrived in time to find Udomsak “with the young man’s member in his mouth”. Officers immediately placed the surprised suspect in custody.

A gold necklace and Udomsak’s new Yamaha Mio motor-scooter were seized as evidence. Udomsak (the name means “abounding honor”) confessed to the theft charge after being confronted by Tommy. “But I had no idea that this teenager I was making love to was his son!” he added.

Udomsak said he had used the victim’s cash to pay legal fees arising from an arrest on similar charges last December 17. Curiously, Udomsak was not charged with prostitution – although he admitted demanding money for sex and was caught during the latest incident in flagrante delicto.
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:24
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:44
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Old 26-01-2006, 11:35
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Old 26-01-2006, 11:39
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Old 26-01-2006, 12:04
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Old 26-01-2006, 12:12
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You're an evil man swiftdave - but I like it! BTW I'm getting sick of having to get sprayed coffee out of my keyboard so I guess that means no more coffee in the mornings.
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You're an evil man swiftdave - but I like it! BTW I'm getting sick of having to get sprayed coffee out of my keyboard so I guess that means no more coffee in the mornings.
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Thanks for that dizbuster, but I decided it was just easier to give up reading this forum. Yeah, right! Maybe I should stop trying to co-ordinate 2 or more functions at once (reading and drinking coffee while continuing to sit upright and breathe).
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Haha i don't think i could bare having my dad walk in on me getting my knob munched by a LB, wonder what the conversations were like later
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