Seperate Vacations

[seafox]

The 50 year old sexually liberated couple decided to take seperate 2 week vactions at the same time.

The husband decided on Thailand and the wife decided on Brazil.

The husband got to thailand and the first night found a nice, 25 year old lady and enjoyed her company immensely for the first week. Massages, waited on hand and foot constantly, never had to do anything himself, Great sex, totally relaxing and no nagging.

Well, he was having such a great time he decided to call the wife and gloat.

He gets her on the phone and starts to tell her all about his vacation in great detail. He is really getting into it and has to take a breathe as he is pouring out all the details. Just as he starts again he hears his wife say " I bet I am having a better time than you are". He ignores her and goes on with his story, telling her all about his exploits in bed with his Thai lover.

He finally finishes his story and hears his wife laughing on the other end of the phone. "What's so funny" he says. Well his wife proceeds to tell him all about her 25 year old Brazilain boyfriend, using a very superior tone of voice. The husband can finally take no more of her superior attitude and says "O'k, why are you having a better time than I am?".

The wife says "Simple Mathematics my dear, 25 goes into 50 more times than 50 goes into 25".

[IRISH JONNY]

Nice One Chris.......made Me Chuckle.........
Ij

[Dojoden]

Ha ha I like that one, have to pass it on to one of me mates who just turned 50.

DD