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02-03-2006, 07:16
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Popsicles
The teacher takes the class to a local farm for a field trip.
When walking across the farm she notices three birds sitting on a weather vein. She says class, if a hunter came along right now and fired three shots. How many birds would he kill? Little John puts up his hand and says One. The teacher replies, One, Why only one? John replies because after the first shot the other two would get scared and fly away. The teacher replies, well actually John he would get three because after the first shot, he would have followed the other two with his gun and got them all but I really like your way of thinking. John Replies. O.K. Teacher I have one for you. There are three women sitting on a park bench all eating Popsicle's Ones licking it, ones sucking it and ones biting it. Which one is married? The teacher replies, ah the one sucking it. John replies, No the one with the wedding band but I like your way of thinking!
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02-03-2006, 09:02
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He he he I like the way you think California. 555555555555555555555
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