Pay Your Bills

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Subject: Moral of the story...

Far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but Nick

the Dragon slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he

try and touch them.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the

Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed

that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but

it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the

Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and

poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon

after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,

Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,

if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had

shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the

antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician

then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,

which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked

passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer

left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the

Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have

cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this

matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same

itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...


The moral of the story - - Pay Your Bills.