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Old 23-03-2006, 22:04
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Bush & Blair planning ww3

George Bush & Tony Blair were holding a top secret confernce when Mrs Bush & Mrs Blair walked into the meeting.

Mrs Bush asked what was on the agenda for this highly secretive meeting and George replied were planning to start world war 3.

Mrs Blair asked what was on the plan and Tony replied were gonna kill 14 million muslims and a dentist.

But why are you going to kill a dentist they both asked?

Bush then slapped Blair on the back and said I told you "no one would worry about the 14 million muslims"
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An oldie but a goodie..

Updated from jews to muslims to be current now..
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