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Old 23-03-2006, 22:31
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Imagine

You go on holiday to LOS with your brother.

Your first night in Patong and you meet the most stunningly beautiful BG.
She has a great body, long legs, large firm breasts and you have the best night of sex you have ever had and arrange to meet again.

On the second night your chatting with her at the bar when your brother interupts your conversation by saying its my turn tonight, you had it last night Its my turn tonight.

Did I mention he was your Siamese twin and your fully attached to him, he's also gay and guess what.

You only have one asshole.
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Imagine

You go on holiday to LOS with your brother.

Your first night in Patong and you meet the most stunningly beautiful BG.
She has a great body, long legs, large firm breasts and you have the best night of sex you have ever had and arrange to meet again.

On the second night your chatting with her at the bar when your brother interupts your conversation by saying its my turn tonight, you had it last night Its my turn tonight.

Did I mention he was your Siamese twin and your fully attached to him, he's also gay and guess what.

You only have one asshole.



Well, In LOS, you don’t lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn!
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Imagine

You go on holiday to LOS with your brother.

Your first night in Patong and you meet the most stunningly beautiful BG.
She has a great body, long legs, large firm breasts and you have the best night of sex you have ever had and arrange to meet again.

On the second night your chatting with her at the bar when your brother interupts your conversation by saying its my turn tonight, you had it last night Its my turn tonight.

Did I mention he was your Siamese twin and your fully attached to him, he's also gay and guess what.

You only have one asshole.

I would get drunk and pass out
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