Everything I Ever Needed to Know

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Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

ps. Everything in ( )is learned as an adult
Share everything.(I mean, don't hold back any detail or photos in your reviews on the forum Otherwise, how will others know that a certain girl will do greek if you ask nicely, or the going price for a ******* in patong?

Shower (before asking a girl to give you a BBBJ)

Put things back where you found them (Except for the condom. Yuck)

Wash your butt (before you get rimmed)

Flush (yes always flush)

Learn some and think some and draw some and paint and sing and dance and play (and get a ******* everyday.)

Take a nap after (every really great orgasm)

When you go out in the world, hold hands, stick together (and watch for your wife)

Be aware of wonder.( Wow, that tongue ring really feels great, babe)

Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why. (We are like that. Guys like to go down, and your penis goes up, and nobody really knows why, but it really feels good)

Don't hit people. (Well, unless you're into BDSM)

Say you are sorry when you hurt somebody. (Well, again, unless you're into BDSM.)

and finaly If a girl cleans you up with a warm towel, remember to say "Thank you ma'am."