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Old 01-09-2003, 19:33
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I have finally found inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." Such simple advice.
So, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
Today I finished one bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a box of chocolates and a half gallon of rocky road ice-cream.
You have no idea how good I feel.
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I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." Such simple advice.
So, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
Today I finished one bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a box of chocolates and a half gallon of rocky road ice-cream.
You have no idea how good I feel.


not as good as me after finishing that dump i started a few hours ago.

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