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old biddies
old woman & old bloke sat whatchin tv in old peoples home
BERT"hey nora you know where good friends"
NORA"yes"
BERT"well i was just wondering what with not many years left to live if you could help me live out a fantasy of mine i never got to fulfill????"
NORA"well that depends bert on what your fantasy is???"
BERT"well nora i've never licked a pussy before and was wondering if i could lick yours as your the only chance of fulfilling my fantasy i have"
NORA"of course bert i love having my pussy licked"
so bert and nora go up to berts room where nora strips of and lays down on the bed..
Bert licks his lips and kisses his way down her saggy tits and wrinkley belly and on down but suddenly raises his head in disgust...
NORA"whats wrong bert why have you stopped"
BERT"its the smell it's fowl"
NORA"ah it must be my arthritis"
BERT"arthritis doesn't smell"
NORA"no bert the arthritis in my arm i carnt get down to wipe mi ****
ha ha ha ha ha aha ah aha ha aha boom boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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