Girls night out

[Captain]

Two girlfriends had gone for a night out - both were very faithful
and loving wives..... They both got a little over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers and wound up incredibly drunk. On the way
home they both desperately needed to pee, so they stopped in a
cemetery they were passing.
Unfortunately neither of them had any tissues to hand, but one of
them decided she would take off her panties and use those. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't
want to ruin them. Luckily for her, she squatted down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that.
After the girls had finished their business they headed home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said "These bl**dy girl's nights have got to
stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst? my wife came home with no
knickers! I'll kill the son of a b**itch!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her a** that said "From all of us at
the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

[ub2yoo]

...and that happend in Thailand, wow

[whuakito]

Originally Posted by ub2yoo

...and that happend in Thailand, wow

jokes and fun thread.

[ub2yoo]

Originally Posted by whuakito

jokes and fun thread.

Doh, I know, same here