Irish christening.........

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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident
and went into a Deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months,
she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically,
she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had
twins!..... A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth
and had to be Christened immediately - your brother came in and named
them. The woman Thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
brother...he's a Focking, clueless, gobshite!" Expecting the worst, she
asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess
I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks,
"What's the boy's name?"


Denephew".