i'm not anti female really but..........

[steve w]

• How do you get a fat lass into bed?
  Piece of cake.

• Why did the feminist cross the road?
  To suck on my ****.

• Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
  Because they're ugly and they smell.

• Why do women have periods?
  Because they ****ing deserve them.

• Why were shopping trolleys invented?
  To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

• Why don't women wear watches?
  There's a clock on the stove.

• Men have their faults. But women have only two. Everything they say. And everything they do.

• What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?
  When they remove half the brain.

[angelbabes75052]

I 'd scream at you for all this, but since its a joke and it seems to be on you I'll let it slide. Besides it also seems you actually do hate females...so what do you do with all that pent up rage???
Perhaps the old weenee is failing you??? hahahahahaha...
Actually I know its a joke, but I had to let you have it anyway as the half of my brain that functions made me do it..

[steve w]

hehe welcome to the board,innit

[steve w]

well you told me to go there to see your mates!!!!