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[dawsey]

What has Michael Jackson got in common with whisky
They both come in small tots

[r3aps]

Originally Posted by dawsey

What has Michael Jackson got in common with whisky
They both come in small tots

haha thats sick,but i love it.
i heard they found class a drugs in his kitchen,class b in his living room and class 4c in his bedroom

steve

[Coolhand]

Originally Posted by r3aps

haha thats sick,but i love it.
i heard they found class a drugs in his kitchen,class b in his living room and class 4c in his bedroom

steve

ROFL
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson!

[dawsey]

Where is MJ going for his holidays?
To Tampa with the kids

How do the kids know its bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand

[alibaba]

I guy i knowjust bought a new car stereo. It's controls are voice activated.
He was driving through town with his g/f in the passenger seat & demonstrating his new toy to her.
He showed her how when you say "Mozaart" it played classical music.
When you said "Guns n Roses" it played heavy metal, etc. etc. Just then a group of youngsters walked out in front of him and he was forced to break sharpley.
"F*****g kids" he blurted out.
You guessed it, the stereo started to play Thriller

[dawsey]

There are allegations that Victoria Beckham had an affair with Michael Jackson last weekend. Jackson has denied this as he says he was in Brooklyn
at the time