Sensative Aussie.

[faultytowers]

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bluey says.
"When she answered the door, I said to
her, ‘You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'................

















...............................And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

[stevem]

Dont believe it, no Aussie would ask for Fosters!!!!!

[jay ozpom]

Good joke ,but Fosters is piss only drunk by tourists,V.B.for Mexicans,New for N.S.W. and XXXX for the cane toads who cant spell beer...

[dogblower]

Top sheila but! She coughed up the case of beer on the bet!