Some "Oldies but Goodies"

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Thought we could do with a bit of fun !!!!!




Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ******?

A. A ****** can wash her crack and sell it again.



Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.



Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.



Q. Do you know how Welshmen practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!



Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.



Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.



Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.



Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.