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Old 30-10-2006, 23:00
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Exclamation Your name 'needs'....

WTF i hear you say.....

Go to google and in the search bar,enter 'your own name' needs,press enter and see the search results.....

Example: tom needs or **** needs or harry needs etc

Do it-Its both wierd and funny....
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Old 31-10-2006, 09:51
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ROTFL..

I thought.. What a dumb thing.. Tried it

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Special education needs
Special Education Needs - Assessment & Monitoring Service.
http:// www . sefton. gov. uk/page&2605 - 28k - Cached - Similar pages

So so true !!!

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Old 31-10-2006, 10:03
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Jayson needs to lay off the spicy foods before bedtime, as a recent, creepy dream makes clear. Still, strange as it was, the unconscious investing ...
Fool.com: Investing, Stock Research, and Personal Finance

Hmmmm......spicy foods or spicy tg's ?

and WTF Fool.com !!!
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:10
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WTF i hear you say.....
Go to google and in the search bar,enter 'your own name' needs,press enter and see the search results.....
Example: tom needs or **** needs or harry needs etc
Do it-Its both wierd and funny....
Top four matches:
I need guitars, women, a hero and a hobby.
Just need to find a way to combine them all.
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Old 31-10-2006, 13:14
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my top 4 matches:
Duncan needs to die, better lawyers, help and an out of county jury.
Think i've been in thailand too long
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Old 31-10-2006, 15:30
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Its cool innit!!
I got 'peter needs to get rich quick', peter needs to go to church and 'peter needs to eat a dog' ????wtf

A presenter on the radio said to do it...
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Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
Steve needs a doctor
Steve needs YOUR money
Steve needs to stop grand standing with his smoke and mirror shows and focus on business
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Nodding in agreement with all of these!!

TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA
Tom Needs to Worry More About Staying Out of the Big House than Staying in the House of Representatives
Tom thinks he needs Java for a proper blogroll
Tom needs a swift kick in the face
Tom needs to stretch further
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Old 31-10-2006, 22:55
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As my name is French a bit more difficult, but,
-Alain needs to sell himself more to differentiate himself from the crowd
-alain needs to find away to tightenup his defensemens play from (Canucks central forum)
-Alain needs more time for repairing and working at the kart than driving
-Alain needs cash or commitments for US $50000000. (yes!!!!)
-ALAIN needs surgery for his right knee and must look at the truth eye to eye : he can’t go on playing intensively drums.
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55555

Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
Steve needs a doctor
Steve needs YOUR money
Steve needs to stop grand standing with his smoke and mirror shows and focus on business
got the same obviously,the squirrel hitman thing was funny though.
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5555555 funny sh1t.

i got......

mark needs a chick
mark needs more room
mark needs help.

quite fitting really
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I quite liked this one:
"All Adrian needs is proof of the WMDs, so he can get his deposit back from the agency."
I didn’t like this one:

"Adrian needs a family that will give him clear rules and the opportunity to express his feelings and worries..." ??!!?!?!?!?
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Been having a good laugh with this Flange!!!

This was the second result. The first one was pure nonsense!

Rufus, seing that King Padraig needs help, takes the party to see Helga. Helga is a priestess of Lombardi the Clever, and the healer of the Mouse Folk tribe ... ?????? WTF ??????


Third one (Bizzare?)

Padraig needs human help to locate and deal with the demon. Old Francis Templeton, descendant of a different crusader sect, the Knights of Malta, ...

55555555555

I'm still reading

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Dave needs a hug
Who needs Dave?
Dave needs help walking through doors!!!
Dave needs more vitamin love!!!
Dave needs to have that mole looked at man.
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Matt needs prayers
Matt needs money
Matt needs to have sex with a midget
Matt needs to perform his own sex change

Looks like I've got a busy week ahead!
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Mike needs a date (Twice)

Mike needs help identifing a movie

Mike needs help (Oh shit girls aloud are on mtv they could help me)

Mike needs a van
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