Halloween

[PERRO UK]

A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition
n her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so
she asked what kind of time he had. Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."
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[dawsey]

55555555555 Thats a good 'un. I like it