Bangkok Room service

[Austarman]

Bangkok Room Service

Room Service: Morny, rune sor-bees.
Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room
service.
Room Service: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to
ordor sunteen?
Hotel Guest: I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Room Service: Ow July then?
Hotel Guest: What?
Room Service: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch..?
Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
Scrambled please.
Room Service: Ow July thee Baycome? Crease?
Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine.
Room Service: Okay. An Santos?
Hotel Guest: Ugh.....I don't know....I don't think so.
Room Service: No? Judo one toes?
Hotel Guest: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I
just don't know what judo- one toes means, I'm sorry.
Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow
bow eengligh mopping we bother?
Hotel Guest: English Muffin! I've got it! Toast! You
were saying toast! Fine. An English Muffin will be
fine.
Room Service: We Bother?
Hotel Guest: No, just put the bother on the side.
Room Service: Wad?
Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the
side.
Room Service: Copy?
Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this, but ....
Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill.
Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes coffee please. And that's
all.
Room Service: One minnie. Ass rune torino-fie,
strangle aches, crease Baycome, tossy eengligh mopping
we bother honey sight, and copy. Rye?
Hotel Guest: Whatever you say.
Room Service: Okay, Tenjewberrymud.
Hotel Guest: You're welcome.

[Maverick351]

That's a normal day in Thailand...excellent.

[Austarman]

You're right there Maverick I've stayed in lots of places in Thailand with staff that are very hard to understand.
It just adds to the experience I reckon.
Often after a few days or so you end up speaking this mish-mash of a broken English and a little bit of Thai BG.
It makes very little sense to any newbie westener, but it is understood perfectly by your BG,hotel or frequent Thailand visitor.
Has anyone else had a simliar amusing Tinglish experiances like this room service story?

[K2]

Funny Tinglish - probably should be in the Jokes sub-Forum Mods (or at a stretch the Thai language - culture).

[Kahuna]

Nice one mate, got a bit of dejavu there!