Husband Superstore

[dawsey]

Recently a "Husband Superstore" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.It was laid out on five floors,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.The only rule was,once you opened the door to any floor you HAD to choose a man from that floor.
If you went up a floor,you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,never to return.
A couple of girl friends went to the store to find some husbands......
FIRST FLOOR
The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids"
The women read the sign and said "Well thats better than not having a job or not loving kids,but I wonder whats further up?" So up they went
SECOND FLOOR
The sign read "These men have high paying jobs and love kids and are extremely good looking" "Hmmm " said the ladies "But I wonder what is further up?"
THIRD FLOOR
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,are extremely good looking,love kids and help with the housework" "Wow" said the women,"Very tempting" But there was another floor,so up they went
FOURTH FLOOR
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,love kids,are extremely good looking,help with the housework and have a huge sex drive"
"Oh mercy me!" they cried "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went
FIFTH FLOOR
The sign on that door said " This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fu..ing impossible to please.The exit door is on your left,we hope you fall down the stairs"

Dawsey